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Yes,her bum DOES look big in that.....

 

Last time i heard a voice like that! It was coming out of a camels arse! With a jet pack!
(someone said that to me last night, i knew i had to use it! Haha)

 

She tried to swim the English channel once, got tired half way across and then turned back....;-)

 

lent his mojo to a friend who returned it still unused in the packet...

 

is a naughty person

 

Got so drunk and high he fell asleep and dreamt he was actually sober. (as if possible) hehe

 

farted so loud in bed last night i heard it in england!

 

Still treasures his 33.3 long playing recording of farts from around the globe.

 

you were so poor that your first "spectacles" actually were coke bottles

 

Pretends to be a jerk when he is really just a sweet jerk.

 

Actuall wears 2 monocles.

 

Has been wearing a ski mask when going to convenience stores lately and the clerks run away.

 

Eats so much chocolate, is making her own chocolate buttons when she coughs!

 

Projects her chocolate obsession on others so she feels better about herself.

 

buys cat food


does not have cats

 

buys jars of Go-Jo for all the wrong reasons....;-)

 

Put down neutral on a survey when it asked for his gender.

 

best friend is a pet chicken who hates him

 

His nick name is Torque Wrench....;-)

 

whistles out of tune but thinks he's Roger Whitaker...