Continue to insult the poster above

Definition of a puggybear...bear with a face you wanna pugg on..

 

wish that model was based on you

 

Ha, very witty mr wobs! Im returning all your baby stuff! Now see who will tie your bloody nappies!

 

morrow can you tie my shoe lace

 

Wobs, i can tie the one around your neck!

 

well thats higher than before and that stuck out as well!

 

Ha, wishes he was an entire tree, not just the branch!

 

im only a branch with a huge stump

 

really? Well give those legs back to the table-they don't fit your socks!

 

Continually walks to the left cause his left leg is 5 inches shorter than his right.

 

Got his name because he seemed to retire from the site but now that he is here again his name is just the yooper in a stupor.

 

He feels like New Years is everyone celebrating his annual shower and tooth brushing.

 

Swaps the brownies, to watch the oldies get stoned, and the stoners get sober..
Has his with cream, just to be refined!

 

STILL can't figure out how socks go on......

 

santa skipped your place on purpose due to last years "incident"

 

he must of missed youres as well

 

he walks around flashing old women and when they laugh at him he pees in thier eye.

 

Wears safety goggles ever since bbad pissed in his eye.

 

Drove his Chevy to the levy and didn't stop till he was half way across the lake.

 

If you GOTTA think about food all the time ... why not think about good ol' ENGLISH pie some time, huh??