Continue to insult the poster above

Calls himself a hippy because sometimes [not always] he loosens his tie in the office

 

puts clothes on his toy poodle and carries it in his purse

 

parents were unsure whether they had a boy or girl until his balls dropped on tenth birthday

 

Gets out and pushes his car to save on gas

 

saw Vanilla Ice at burger king...got autograph

 

Gets confused when taught to tell time. He still dosnt know which is the big hand because one is big and long while the other is big and wide.

 

Pays for everything entirely in pennies while dressed up as a grandma

 

Buys dirty sweat socks off ebay for more than it would cost to buy new socks.

 

thinks a worm harness is for riding them

 

Drinks colt 45 and pretends he is the mayor of cloud city

 

donated his clothing to the homeless shelter

they returned it to him

 

Tore his rotator cuff using a shake weight

 

has no childhood photos

parents didnt want proof they had him

 

Tries to burn the candle at both sides but there is no whick on the other side so he just keeps burning his finger over and over again

 

lost power to his apartment cause when he got his notice he payed in monopoly money

 

Is so greedy, his wife feeds him via a sling shot, her fingers are so sore!

 

keeps all her stuff in boxes because she knows she is going to get kicked out as soon as the landlord figures out she has been paying in counterfeit bills

 

Thinks he has a spare room, and wonders why his neigbours use it!

 

tried to see how deep she is up in her business but used a tape measure and didnt lock it so every time she pushed it up inside of her the measure just got pushed back into the roll. sorry morrow its deeper than 3 inches in there.

(damn i know im setting myself up here)

 

Ha...nope...im lost for words...but better i do it myself...we know you guys and what 6 inches is !!