Confess your strangest thought/fanatsy that has made you cum.

Yes PokerStroker! You mean you never saw it!? I didnt even know women did that untill I saw it online. It grossed me out at first but then I was like Oooo this is so weird its turning me on. But then after I cum I wanna puke when I see it. Crazy huh lol. Then I start feeling guilty lol. You should google it, but dont get caught lol. You probably DID already google it, after reading my post haha.

 

Lustandlove - huh. Actually, that's a pretty sound analysis. And it might explain why the end of the fantasy - with him in my mouth - always feels a little bit wrong.

I have rape fantasies too. It's just the fantasy of losing control. Obviously no one who fantasizes about being raped actually wants to be raped...I love being tied up, but not by just anyone. But it seems like rape fantasies are some of the most common ones in the world.

 

It may be every man's fantasy, but I actually lost my virginity through being raped by a much older woman.

Despite my best attempts to resist, she was far more skilled at removing my clothes than I was at putting them back on, and it was only a matter of time before the base instincts to procreate kicked in & I gave in willingly.

I may have felt debased at the time, but with hindsight I was very grateful for the experience or, for all I know, I may never have got the nerve up to repeat the experience with anyone ever again & may have remained a virgin to this day.

Even now I relive the experience in my fantasies while I masturbate. Nothing can ever better that very first sexual encounter - no matter whether the ancounter be the first time you masturbate, the first time you have full sex, or the first time you have Gay sex (top & bottom).

 

yea the first time I ever had an orgasm...It was the most surreal moment of my life. Had no idea what the fuck was going on.

 

thinking about boba fett...

 

well none of those... but I've had a rape fantasy for years that me and my man have been trying out little by little..

chocking, slapping my face alittle.. tying me up.. etc.. not actually being raped of course just not having any control at all..

 

one time i was watching an anal sex video while jacking off. the girl in the video was really hot and 3 men wer involved. all of a sudden i found myself thinking. 'how cool would it be to be her in that video'. so off i went downstairs and i pulled out a big carrot, warmed it up under hot water and went back upstairs. alot of the video was this girl getting it in the ass so everytime ther was a cock in her ass there was a carrot in mine, evrytime there was a dick in her pussy i was rubbing my dick, everytime there was a cock in her mouth there was a carrot in mine and when the guys came on her face i threw my legs up over my head so my dick faced right at my mouth and came. it was a pretty amazing experience which i have tried to repeat with little success. i didnt like that taste of cum in my mouth but i was still pretty horny so i spat it all back out and used it as lube and i was sat there for a good 2 hours jacking off over this 10 minute clip id found. ever since then that clip has been my favourite clip and i still masturbate over it atleast twice a week.

so anyway my strangest thought was prettending i was the slut from a video and trying my best to act out the video using a carrot, spit and my imagination

 

sometimes i get of by another boy fucking me hard (im bi) then me fucking him n blowing our loads in each others mouths.

 

Although I would never actually do anything like it in real life, when I'm wanking and when I used to have sex with my ex-wife I quite often fantasize about having sex with my 21 year old step daughter.

 

More Sci-Fi fantasising...

If I were on the crew of one of the Next Generation Star Trek ships, no prizes for guessing how I'd make use of those Holodecks.

 

Was the carrot you put up your ass the same one you put in your mouth?

 

i have major teacher fantisys! not so much anymore since this really hot coach left. but i always dreamed about getting down right there on his desk, or in his office. i also have had miny fanticys about being raped. i know that it is a tarrible thing, but its just the love of being dominated in me!

 

before i go any further i would like to say that this is probably the most fucked thing i have ever thought and i would never do this in real life


once while masterbating, i imagined i had stabed a woman in the abdomen and was having sex with the incision

luckilly i reallized how fucked up what i had thought was, i think that is the only time i have ever stoped masterbating before i came. i was just so freaked out by what i had thought............wow, i'm fucked up

 

oops, sorry about the zz, I was just checking to see if I was logged in and I thought I'd see a preview first! Oh well. Anyway, I've fantasized that on mine and my wife's wedding day, a lot of my friends and some of her ex-boyfriends were in attendance. Right after the preacher says "I now pronounce you man and wife," her dad comes over and instead of the traditional "giving the daughter away" thing, she kneels in front of him and he jerks off in her face, blowing a monster load all over her face, hair, and wedding dress. See, he gets to be first because it's his daughter and everything. After that, her ex boyfriends and my buddies line up and take turns blasting her in the face with their cum too, along with any other guy in attendance. Even the caterers join in. After they're all finished, then, and only then, the preacher finally says "You may now kiss the bride." I kiss my new wife passionately, knowing that she'll drop to her knees for any man willing to bust a nut down her throat. Whether I agree to it or not...

 

While I'm at it, here's another fantasy I've thought of quite a few times while jerking off. A long time ago, when I was maybe 10 or 12 years old, my older sister used to babysit these two kids down the street, brother and sister. I used to go there with her and play with them, building tents with blankets, watching tv, that kind of thing. The girl was about nine, maybe a year or two younger than me, and her little brother was only five or six. This is where it gets a bit weird. Her little brother would drink both his and her pee! She would squat over this little red wagon they had and pee in it, then pour it into a little cup, and he'd drink it. They even got me to pee in the wagon one time too, and it was way too much for him to drink, ha ha... Anyway, I remember that the one time they got me to do that, the girl remarked about how big my "thing" was compared to her little brother. I guess that's what sparked my fantasy years later regarding what I could have done, if I had been more experienced and inclined to do so.. That's it for the reality part, here's where the fantasy kicks in.

I imagine that I tell her that boys have something else that comes out of their pee-pee, and that it's white and tastes good. (She didn't do the pee thing like her little brother.) Looking back, maybe the only reason I didn't tell her that is because I wasn't even shooting loads at the time, the best I can remember.. Anyway, she's interested, and so I tell her that it takes a little bit of work to get it to come out, and that's why it's special. So, I start to jerk off in her face while her little brother watches. I tell her to hold her tongue out while I'm jerking, and I let the tip of my dick flick against her little pink tongue, driving me close to cumming in no time at all. I tell her to hold her mouth open as far as she can, and then I cum, hard, right in her wide open mouth. In my fantasy, you can hear the cum splatter against the roof of her mouth (something that I have actually done with a girlfriend before) and she just obediently sits there, mouth open, not even flinching until I milk out the last few drops, shaking the tip so as to get every bit in her mouth. Then she swallows it all in one gulp, loves it, and wants more. In my fantasy, I end up doing it it every week (my sister babysat them every Friday night) saving up all my cum for that one night. She drinks every drop my nuts produce for years...

Keep in mind that this is only a fantasy, and hell, I was just a young chap myself at that time. Of course I'd never consider it now.

 

OK, one more! I think about this one every once in a while. But before I tell you, let me mention that I suppose I'm kind of bisexual. I could never be lovey dovey with a guy, nor would I want to spend my life with one. No way. But I do have the occasional fantasy. This one involves me going to a very expensive steak house. (In this fantasy, I'm extremely rich, and money is no object.) I have a particular place in mind, but let's just say the average steak runs you about sixty-five dollars (true.)

Anyway, they have the belief that the customer is king, and if you have the money you can get pretty much anything you want in the way of food. So, I order a really nice filet mignon, one of the most expensive steaks money can buy. But it's lacking something. I think it's a little too dry for my taste. So instead of sending it back, I request that the chef come and garnish my steak with some of his "special sauce." You know how when they decorate a plate with sauce, they kind of drizzle it over the dish in strands? That's what I want. They're familiar with the request, because every now and then a particularly wealthy customer will come in and ask for it. So, for an extra fifteen bucks, I get the chef to come to my table, pull his dick out and jerk off all over my steak as the other customers look on and smile. They all know I must be a high roller. Sure enough, his cum spurts out in ropes, draping across my high dollar steak in a decorative manner. For another sixty dollars, I get four more employees from the back, dishwashers who get a portion of the cost of their cum (sauce) returned to them. By the time they're finished, my steak is fully glazed and delicious. I eat it all and leave a big tip.

Weird fantasy, eh? lol

 

About a month ago I was visiting a fuck buddy and I jumped her in the kitchen. I had her lying on the edge of the table, I was on my knees, her legs spread eating her out. She was enjoying it thouroughly. I had this thought that at this point her 24 yo daughter would walk in, see the action and quietly, without our knowledge quietly slide under the table and take my erect cock in her mouth.

 

You know what you gotta do now. You've got to find a pair of the daughter's panties, cum all over them and leave them for her to find. The excitement of her knowing who it probably most likely was that did it should be enough to fuel your future fantasies for years to come. Who cares what happens, at least her mom's just a fuck buddy, and not your wife! And she'd probably be to embarassed to tell her anyway..

 

The best/strangest thing I masturbated over was my friends moms thong in the laundry basket, it was kinda crusty i sniffed it and wanked before returning them. I didn't have the bottle to cum on them haha!

 

I get very turned on when I imagine that I catch someone masturbating in private. They have no idea I am there watching them play with themselves.

Sometimes its a girl I imagine and others its a boy doing it, both seem to make me horny.