Condoms: Do You Buy In Bulk Lots Or Not

I had a friend in Florida that said he did this. Pull a loaded one off, smuggle it into a pocket. Then when he got home he would wash it, pull it on a big glass test tube and re-roll it re-lubing as he rolled. I never actually saw him do this but he was cheap enough to pull a stunt like that.

 

I remember the day that I ordered 10,000 packs and the girl on the other end of the phone asked me how long they would last. I casually replied, "About 6 weeks, I am going on holiday" and gave her the delivery address at Heathrow airport.
I did not bother to tell her that the department of health were running an HIV prevention program at the airport while I was away. LOL

 

Never leave it to the guys to be the one to come up with a condom. I'd say go to Walmart and buy a bigger box and keep some in your bedroom as well as one in your purse or phone or car.

 

Depends what they are being used for… If they are for sex with my wife I will buy the smaller boxed based on our preference. If they are for playing with the strap-ons, blowup dolls, and self pleasure, then I will buy in bulk.

 

It's hard to find the XXXXXL in bulk.

Couldn't resist.....lol....sorry....NOT....

 

I always just bought the box of 12 or whatever and just made sure that I always had it refilled. But most of the women I’ve been with have always gone without

 

Ha! Ha!

 

Are you saying you use condoms for masturbating? (No judgement, just curious.)

Since I seldom use one, I buy small packs.

The club would buy boxes of 1000, the number of boxes in each order depending on how quickly we were using them up.

If I'm smuggling contraba--oh jeez! Scratch that!

 

I haven’t used condoms with somebody in decades. Nowadays, the only time I use them are on dildos when I am self pleasuring. It’s just so much nicer when I am done to pull them off the toy, check them in the trash, and I am done.

 

Lucky for me, I haven’t used them in years
But yeah, if you’re regularly having sex, then buy them in bulk if you can. Always better to have them and not need them than the other way around.

 

I still have the one I bought while in high school. Still hoping to--oh never mind. Did I ever mention the great pussy drought of the 50s?

 

Ha! Ha!

 

What is a condom? I have not purchased any for a long time. If I cannot be with a woman that I trust enough to go without, then I’m not going to be with her. The only use I have for them now is when my wife uses a dildo or a strap on with me. Clean up as a breeze. My wife hates condoms for any type of penetrative sex with her, even anal. Just being in an exclusive relationship with someone, and toss the rubbers

 

Washing them is not too difficult, but ironing them is a real pain.

 

Ha..ha!!

 

I only used them when fucking a virgins when some of them have told me that it was wonderful or amazing my answer would be it would be a lot better fucking you bareback

 

I don’t have to worry!…Fixed! ;-)

 

I just buy a big ol box of condoms when I’m home alone in the summer time and use them to masturbate with.

 

So what do you use them for exactly?