Compliment a RTer on a SMALL feature of theirs, or something that goes unnoticed

hey dave, wanna go camping with me?
*bats eye lashes*

 

I'm not blowing you off, I just think I am reserved.

 

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Cheers Glen.

 

Fine then, find a whole and go fuck yourself.

 

If he tells you yes, you can go fuck yourself too.

 

carl's vagina is very nice
it's one of my favourite vaginas aside from my own

 

what if i fuck him?
AHAHAHAHAHA

 

I don't think I can be making promises about camping, or tangoing.

I would love to go drink with either of you, really, granted, I'd be drinking shirley temples.

 

Good luck with that. haha

 

....and let me add... I'd be proud twin, and take you to brunch for details.

 

when did I become a piece of meat?

 

*creeper laugh*

i've been practicing it

 

You may just have to attack him.

 

hey, ...um...dave
want a shirley temple?

 

she says trying to slip him some rohypnyl.

 

Looks like yr quite the item, sugar tits.

You must be hung like a walrus.

In intertubes world, anyway.

Bahahah.

 

I would take it if I were you dave.

 

for someone with a penis, you are pretty skilled at putting on eye makeup.

 

lol!

 

i concur, that's some very sexy make-up maggot
i wish i had that kind of skillz