complainin about too many blowjobs

doesn't appeal to me either, i don't even like the thought, just women only

 

Theres a thread on this but I think it would only be natural to try it, I mean its not like your blowing someone else basically would be the same as jerkin off only with your mouth. Whether I would continue would be whether or not I was comfortable doing it and enjoyed it or not.

 

lol

im not affraid to say... that....


i would deffinatly suck my own dick. it would be fuckin hot. i find other peoples dicks repulsive, i would never suck another persons cock.

im gettin a bit hard thinking about it lol
if i could suck my own dick, then i would know what its like to suck dick, without having to suck anyone elses dick. so that would be ok.

 

id never use my hand again lol

 

I don't think this question is much different than asking someone if they had a pussy attatched to their foot would they fuck it.

 

ok new question, if u could fuck urself in the ass with ur own cock would u? hahaha

 

^^^^u should make a poll in the kinky forum, also I don't really perform anal sex for my pleasure I mean don't get me wrong it's nice but I don't beg for it, if a girl wants it I'd give it to her but thats it and I'm not into receiving either so no I don't think I would.

 

u need a girl asap lol

the answer to n e sexual frustration is to get a girl

dnt matter if u a chick or a dude
girls know were the "spots" r
n guys have a penis to ram it inya wen u need it

:smilielol5:

ur havin sum freaky ass thoughts dude
dnt drink alcohol n go get laid lol
maybe that will get all dis wierd questions outta u

 

I think shes got it guys lol The solution to everything is to get a girl in bed with you.

 

i didnt say everything
i just said if u happen to be sexually frustrated
n i didnt say in bed
u need not to be restricted to the comforts of a bed
ill suggest a car or outdoors maybe lol

 

So...sg girl...when are we gonna...y'know...hook up?

 

yeah well i have like 4 girls i could call up and they would fuck. but 2 of them are like 27 and 29 respectivly lol not really thats old. actually the third wont fuck me for 2 more weeks. and the 4th i tried to fuck sober and well somthing weird happened i didnt get it up so i havent seen her since... so arrhh hmmm

so now im paranoid and im waiting a week untill i can take my horny pills again. then ill fuck heaps of girls. cant wait.

 

lol the 29 year old just txted me first farkkk. i told her i would take her to movie worrld lol

 

I don't buy it. You seem like the kind of guy who goes on the internet and boasts about how many girls you can fuck when you don't have a single number in your phone. You're likely as dumb as a rock considering you keep talking about how you can't get laid while drunk, then you ask for advice, and continue to do the same thing. Then you come here and ask the most random and weird questions.

Shut the fuck up.

 

you are an idiot.

 

n e time jokerzilla....

haha y offer to take her out n e were
just fuck her if u say u supposedly got 4 girls on call
but each one seems to have an excuse y u cant fuck em wen u want
that means u got 4 friends
not 4 fucks on call

:cheers2:

:cheers2:

 

Well what about me babe?

 

lol we got a few jelous fuckers here do we.
just cause i can play it smooth.
everyweek i go out i hook up with at least one woman. hook up as in make out grab ass n tits dance n stuff. in the last month iv stayed at 2 girls houses. month before 1 girl stayed at my house. month before i had a gf. so this going out thing is new to me, so im getting smoother and smoother each week. i can tell. i can feeeel it. lol

see the thing is i dont really want to have to meet up with these old birds again. lol when i have this really hot little asian girl im waiting 2 weeks for. when ill be on my horny pills aswell so ill be super hard and horny.

and i drank a bottle of scotch and somehow agreed to take her to movie world.

why dont people beleive me lol
i dont care. why the fuck would i make this shit up. stop being jeleous that i can get girls. i just need my horny pills is al.

oh and i got this other girl goin for me, i was chattin her up at the bar. she was a bar girl. i tell u those bar girls are hard to crack, but she loved me. she wrote my number down, i got her number. shes txted me a bit and she wants to go out. and she is hot and white/italian. she doesnt seem like a slut. so could be ok

 

ok lets get this straight.

the 27 year old i stayed at her house, i fingered her n stuff she played with my dick, i got it a bit hard for like a minit and got to fuck her, didnt use a condom. then it went soft...
she got my number and told me to come around anytime... to finish the job.

the 29 year old from last week, wants to fuck i know that. she txted me yesterday first, and wants to hang out.

the stripper girl 20yo iv had 2 showers with, she gave me a bit of a handjob, she sucked my dick, and we tried to have sex i was sober, but fuck aye, i didnt get it up. so anyway i havent seen her since. it was cause i fucked myself with these other pills, i stopped taking.

and then theres the asian which iv sucked her tits and felt her up alot, but waiting 2 more weeks to fuck.

then this fresh bar attendant itaian girl who iv been txting wants to go out.

so yeah.
i guess i could call 3 of those, hopefully the stripper wants to try again iv talked to her since then its all good.
im personally just waiting to get bak on my horny pills

 

ppl dont list there fucks
ur jinxin em
n having "fucks on call " means (well at least to me)

heres the scenerio
(i call guy #1)
{ring ring}
him:hey babe wats up
me:wanna fuck
him:yeah wat time
me:3to 5
himk
me:same place k
himk c u there bye
{click}



(i call guy #2)
{ring ring}
him:hey babe why havnt i heard from u ina while
me:ive been busy workin hey wat u doin later
him:notin y
me:lets fuck
him:k wat time
me:like sumtime after 8 ish
him:k
me:same spot ok
{click}



thats it
no takin dem out to dinner movies or none of that shit
just call em fuck.......n thats it


so like i said wat u got there r friends on call
not fucks on call