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mine are in oregon. are you jealous?

 

Me too until I heard Peter Frampton's "Do you feel like we do"

Now, I want............mmmmmmmmmmmm sex.

 

just so long as you don't expect an explanation

 

I had 100 Grand in my hand yesterday.

 

Oh where are you now pussy willow that smiled on its leaf?

 

Comment that is void of an explanation

 

you'll never believe what i found on the floor!

 

Only on weekends and exam days.

 

What do you mean you don't carry that brand anymore... What are you a pusher?

 

Pop quiz: Who is Dolores Umbridge?

 

a poet? (now i'll have to google her!)

the wind hit the lamp again!

 

always some shit hittin' some fan

 

eating taco bell fire sauce straight from the packet

 

What!

 

Rusty Kuntz play ball..

 

randy beaver builds decks

 

He is HUGE! Were his parents first cousins?

 

That's the longest nose hair I have ever seen in my life!!!

 

too many traffic lights. too many street lights. too many lighted signs. too many people. too much traffic. too much noise.

too much stimulation.

 

I couldn't do it...but I did anyways.