Comep.etelya durank, gettina wweed soon

Hmm, sounds pretty hardcore.

 

so this one time i was smoking and i was at the crystal mall and some security walked up on my blind spot, he was super jamacan and he was like hey can i get a puff, i gave him one, he was like thanks, and he invited me to his car and it was sweet he smoked me up big time and then he brought out the coke and it a party!! it was sweet and because of politeness, if i had seen him coming it never would have happened


and that the story about how i got AIDS, just kidding

 

some of their new stuff is but most is just good metal, its awsome i reccomend them to everyone

 

I'll check them out. Seems real eccentric.

 

Once, I saw this kid take a shot of everclear right, and he must have inhaled some because he was coughing his ass for like five minutes,then he turned real white and could barely breathe. Eventually he got better, but he was pretty sick for an hour or two.

 

Oh, that sucks LizardKing. I've never tried Everclear.

 

isn't everclear basically like poison?

 

Supposedly.

 

my boyfriend used to get drunk off everclear..he says...

"it tastes like burning fire going down your throat. tastes like drinking rocket fuel, gets you real fuckin drunk..its cool to have a couple shots of it, then fill another shot glass...light it on fire and watch it burn."

 

Hmm, I like Absinthe...

 

I am glad I re-read this thread, and the get together thread.

 

Yeah I read about half of it eirlier today. Those were good times. I believe that's the night you, me, and Jake all became really good friends and actually conversed for the first time.

For all of those who don't know, this thread is what spawned the conversation threads.

 

those were good times. I went back not to long ago and read the stories we were telling and saved them on my pc. So shall we bring back the good old times and share some more stories?

Im sure you got some good ones when you were living with that family brian

 

I may have a few. Let me see if I can remember any of them, that I didn't tell when I came back.

 

There was this one time we were drinking some tequila. My weedman when I lived there, his name was Bubba. Now, let me tell you a little about Bubba.....he was about 250lbs, maybe 6'4", and he had done a few years in prison due to various assault charges. Strong as a mofugga and crazy as fuck, but cool as all hell. Always giving me free weed and shit. Now, I'm about 140lbs and about 5'7", so i'm a little dude, especially compared to him.

Anyway, we were both drinkin on his bottle of tequila, I can't remember what kind it was, but we drank the whole fifth between the two of us and he ate the worm. Suddenly, he gets out of his chair and hits me hard as fuck in the jaw. He's like "hit me, motherfucker!" So I hit him back. We were just playing around, swapping licks for about 3 or 4 rounds. He cracked my jaw and some teeth, but I didn't phase him, even though I was hitting him hard as fuck, but he had had more tequila than I had, so he was ready for battle. After we finished pounding eachothers' faces, he gave me a half pint of whiskey and I killed it, and he gave me a free dub sack, so it was totally worth it. He was like "I got respect for you man.....it takes heart to swing on someone in their own house". Everyone there thought I was fuckin stupid for hitting that crazy mofo, because they figured he would stomp my ass. I later found out that the stupid motherfucker I was living with, John, payed Bubba $20 to try to knock me out, so I was pist off about that, so I knocked over John's $9,000 Harley Davidson on the pavement and dragged it, ripping a hole in the gas tank. He was pist, but he was a pussy and didn't do shit about it.

The day I left that place to come and live with my grandmother, I went down to see bubba and told him I was leaving and I'd probably never see him again. He then gave me a free 1/4oz and said that it was nice knowing me. My jaw and teeth are still a little fukt up from those punches though.

 

damn why cant i meet people like the dudes you know. Ive never been hooked up at like getting free weed and shit. Except once my friend gave me a hit of acid which was extremely nice of her.

 

You just gotta come to GA. I know you all hear about "southern hospitality" and probably think it's a myth, but it's real.

 

well maybe i will. Just gotta find a job then get me some wheels

 

This was my friend's second time drinking, we had a mini-keg of Heineken between 3 people. We were keeping the keg outside, since it was winter, and we just had to walk to the window to fill up our mugs. The keg was near empty, so we were all pretty drunk, since none of us drink much. I picked up my mug off of the ground, my friend falls forward off the couch into the corner of the beer mug. There was a big thump to it, and he had a mark on his forehead from it. About 20 minutes later, he starts puking all over the floor, so I passed him an empty beer mug, and he filled it back up with puke. rofl.

 

ewww, i dont really have any good stories except when i was still in newark i decided it would be a good idea to play vodka pong with my roommate. I think we played like one game and i drank an entire handle pretty much and got alcohol poisoning we think since i woke up and couldnt stop puking. I had to call my dad to come pick me up and take me to the urgent care so i could get a shot to stop puking.

Gotta thank my roommate for not cutting me off cause apparently at one point i couldnt even taste the vodka and he took a sip of it and said it was strong as hell. But before you guys think im a billy badass the vodka was only 21%.


Then there was another i drank alot. Usually im a pussy drinker but every now and then i have a night where i drink my fucking face off. But back to the story i ended up having like 7 shots of southern comfort and finished off a 1/4 bottle of bacardi rum. Blacked out and went to bed. And apparently i woke up and went into my roommates room when they were playing halo and just held up my index finger like i was gonna throw up. They were asking if i needed to puke and stuff and i didnt say a word and just left and rummaged around in the pantry, then went into my other roommates room and started looking around for shit there too. After that i kept switching lights on and off and kept trying to turn off a light with the wrong switch too. Then i passed out again.