Church of the Good Earth 1963 and Beyond

Discussion in 'Church of the Good Earth' started by shameless_heifer, Aug 18, 2005.

  1. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator

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    Hiya Mouseman,
    Good to see ya. How's everything in your side of paradise. All is well on this side.

    We are rolling along here in HIP, the garden is growing nicely.

    We have some great plans baking in the oven. I know you would love to be in on it. Well guess what.. you are :)

    Blessings
    cakes
     
  2. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator

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    I'm starting to get a complex here :(
     
  3. Ranger

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    SH. Chris, the only red pickup I recall was the one Kelly and the boys got tagged on the Bay Bridge for "operating without a vichle" (sp?) there was so little working or even present leagal equipment left on that truck. I think we had to push start it and carry an anchor to stop it! LOL
    Wasn't Meg the old Coors truck?
    Cakes, you do realize J. trees may well be on the endangered list? Need to check that out.
     
  4. Scorpio Kenny

    Scorpio Kenny Church of the Good Earth - ArchBishop

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    Hi Cakes,

    I Love You. And I'll talk with you! You're not alone! It's all okay. I'm with you.

    Even if Tillerwah, and Mouseman, and Cheryl, and all of those other folks don't post a message here and say hi to you.

    (Hint) I'll go back in and edit you name off of this list after you say hi to Cakes, here.
     
  5. shameless_heifer

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    lol.. what would I do without you two <3

    I'm ok, just a little down in the dumps cuz no one wants to say hi or they are still trying to catch up and have no get to the end yet..

    Well, if you'll lookin for the end, it does not stop here :) It will go on n on n on, like the energizer bunny .

    lovins
    cakes
     
  6. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator

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    hahahahah Operating without a vehicle.. now there's one for the GE books that for sure.

    That sounds like when the Game Warden came out to my hubby's deer lease and told his buddy he was gonna write him up for impersonating a hunter bc he shot five times and still missed the deer..lol..
     
  7. Scorpio Kenny

    Scorpio Kenny Church of the Good Earth - ArchBishop

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    Hi Ranger,

    Thanks for saying hi to Cakes. She needs a hug. Now you gave her one, too. You are wonderful!
     
  8. shameless_heifer

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    yes, yes, wonderful. You both are wonderfull, thank you for pullin me out of the dumps <3
     
  9. Ranger

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    LOL!!! Cakes, learning to hunt in the hill country north of San Antonio if you missed once the deer was gone into the brush! Had he been sharing his Jack Daniels with the deer to get it to stand still for that?
    HUGS, Ranger
     
  10. Scorpio Kenny

    Scorpio Kenny Church of the Good Earth - ArchBishop

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    I think that in Arizona you can legally own a machine gun. That should get you at least five shots before they can run into the brush. I'll be Da__d, if I'm gonna share my Jack Daniels with deer, unless it's in the cooking process.

    Anyway, I know that you can legally own a silencer and that anyone can now carry a concealed weapon without a carry permit in Arizona. Adds a whole new slant to deer season. First, you can walk up on them and they don't run because they think that you're unarmed. Then you can pull out your Glock and hit them 8 times at close range before they can even hear the silenced automatic.

    It's not very sporting, but hey, it's 2010, what do you expect?
    I'm older and have failing eye sight, as do others. This helps.
    Ranger, get your hurting license this year.

    Kenny
     
  11. shameless_heifer

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    I wouldnt doubt it Ranger, Ya get drunk enough you'll share with anything that has lips..lol
     
  12. shameless_heifer

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    I dont know how much meat would be left to eat on the deer if ya took a machine gun to it..lol.. ya might have hash..
     
  13. Ranger

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    Kenny, not only could you appear unarmed you could even wear a PETA tee shirt and have the deer eating out of your hand....
     
  14. shameless_heifer

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  15. Scorpio Kenny

    Scorpio Kenny Church of the Good Earth - ArchBishop

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    So, this would mean that, Ranger, you should look around the swap meet or get a couple of PETA tee shirts from someplace and E-mail Lynn with an invite to come out your way and go deer hunting, and I'll get on-line and see if I can look up exactly what kind of feed mix that they sell to kids at petting zoos. That should work the best.

    Licenses, guns, silencers, ammo, and what else? Concealed holsters. You could have Lynn stay over for elk season, too. Make it worth his trip. You could probably borrow some guns from the folks that you know at the swap. If not, then I can call somebody that I know.

    Speaking of hunting, did you see the Oregon hunt map and your pic on the other forum?

    Have fun!
    Kenny
     
  16. shameless_heifer

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    I think Lynn has enough guns to start a small reveloution lol..of course they are all hunting rifles.

    They shot a wild hog yesterday evening, I added a pic or two in my gallery of a few of the hogs out there and a couple of Bucks.. Winter Meat..YES!!

    cakes
     
  17. Ranger

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    No stinking licences! What you think we got silencers for? So we don't scare the other deer?
    Nice little piggies ya'll got out your way. Just eatin' size. I was up by Hoopa in Trinity Co. Cal. in a Blazer and came around a corner to find a sow who stood six or seven inchs higher than the hood of the Blazer at the shoulder and onerhung the with of the Blazer at least the same amount from shoulder to hip! Needless to say she and her piglets were being yelded the right of way by one and all!
     
  18. shameless_heifer

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    Try transfering a live 600lb sow and her 8, 60 lb piglets from trap to cattle trailer.

    Hub came back from checken his traps and looking very nervous. He looked at me, Kim and Kristina having coffee with a strange look on his face. I asked him, what'sup baby darlin' and he told us of his tale of the sow n piglets and how he needed a hand to help bring em in.

    All the guys were gone and all he had was three women to wrangle wild hogs. The future did not look bright from where he stood. He pulled on his beard a few minutes and then asked us if we wanted to help.

    He did not expect us to jump and holler..HELL YEAH WE DO.. so we all loaded up in the truck, pullin the cattle trailer and off to the woods we did go.

    I had watched the guys load wild hogs b4 and it was no easy task. The hogs had tusks about 3 or 4 inches longs and were not happy to be caught up in no trap. They did not run and jump up into the trailer, no.. they faught like hell was coming and for sure hell was here.

    Us "Ladies" were to wear down them hogs so hubby could grab em by the back leg n fling up in the trailer. The hogs were madder then two cats with their tails on fire and were charging at us through the trap. raming their tusks though the opening of the steel bars of the trap, trying to get us and tear out a hunk.

    We got some sticks, long and thick one outta the woods and we started poking at them. The more we poked the madder they got and more visciously at us they came.

    Kristina was having a ball, she would be cussin up a storm and then yell Chris You AssHole as she'd smack a pig upside the head. ( Chris.. you guessed it is her hubby)

    She worked her way into a frenzy and threw down the pig poken stick and started flingin the hogs up in the trailer side by side with Lynn my hubby. As she'd grab a hogleg she would tell it, c'mere Chris and toss it up in the trailer. Now mind you, these were not small animals nor were they docile creatures either.

    Me n Kim was laffin our ass's off watching her using the pigs as proxy to beat the hell outta her hubby.We got the hogs loaded up and Lynn broke out the beer and lit one. We felt like warriors returning home from a big hunt and well we were.

    Lynn bragged on us the entire day saying we were one of the best crews he'd ever pushed. Needless to say, from all the tales heard about us Texas women the menfolk dont mess too much with us, esp if we're totin' a hog poken stick.

    Lovins
    cakes
     
  19. shameless_heifer

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANGER!! LOVE YOU.. Today's your birthday. I hope you get everything you need and want. So many blessing I wish for you I cannot count them all.
    Have a beautiful day my brother

    lovins
    cakes
     
  20. Scorpio Kenny

    Scorpio Kenny Church of the Good Earth - ArchBishop

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    Oh really!. glad somebody filled me in. Thanks sister.

    Ranger, Happy Birthday!. I'm always wishing that everything in your life always gets better and better and better.

    Happy Birthday, super guy.

    Love You,
    Kenny
     

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