Church of the Good Earth 1963 and Beyond

Good Morning.

 

Ranger says HI from the telephone.
He just called.

 

It's colder than a witches tit in a snow storm.. no water..fucking cold in texas it's 23 but suppose to warm up to 30, yes, 30 is the high for today..

I know it colder in some places, like ND where my boys is.. 60 below..OMG get your frozen ass home Jom..lol

 

GM Kenny and Ranger and Rita

 

btw: Good Morning

LOL

 

Yup

 

Hey Ranger!

http://www.travelchannel.com/tv-shows/gem-hunt

This is the latest Really TV happening show.

I wish you guys had Cable and/ or a neighbor with cable and could get the Travel Channel. I just got done watching the season premier of the new reality series Gem Hunt. WE watched most of last season. Loved it.

Ranger you would love the dealing. And the stuff. You and me know more about good jade than these folks do.
A Very Cool show.

:love:

 

Mary,

This website has a bunch of short video clips.

http://www.travelchannel.com/tv-shows/gem-hunt

Some are way beautiful.

:love:

 

Good Morning, Heif. I see you.
LOL Hi ya, Love.

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Here's what I'm reading right now. http://www.experiencescottsdale.com/events/

 

https://www.************/photo.php?...73281385014.2012780.1015542782&type=1&theater

 

Good Morning Kenny

 

Hi. LOL. It took me a minute to get it.
Perfect!

I've got to show that to Mary Jo. Thanks

 

I thought you would like it

 

hehehe

Lawyers should never ask a Texas grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.' The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?' She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.' The defense attorney nearly died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.

 

Good one! Hope you don't mind me stickin' one in here--it's a moldy oldy.

A group of men had been incarcerated together for years, consequently they knew everything about each other. They knew ALL the jokes that could be told by each other. In fact the jokes were so familiar to them all, that they just used numbers for them. One might holler # 32---and they'd break into raucous laughter. # 13. Same thing. One of them hollered # 56. No laughter. Same guy hollers # 4. No laughter. He says--"what the hell's wrong with you guys?" A guy in another cell says--" You never could tell a joke worth a damn!"

 

Now, that there is funny, Joel...hahaha..

 

good morning everyone.. It's raining here .. I got shit to do out there dang it.

 

Hi Cakes,

double click on this. I think that this is where your image idea came from. The original joke.
Mary Jo showed me this one. LOL

 

I will just change my plans and sit here rockin' with the rhythm of the rain..

I should be doing something constructive like stringing beads or ? well I guess it doesn't matter now, I will be chauffeuring my grand daughter Sami around.

But there is always a silver lining to every darkly cloud, my silver lining is I get to see my precious(s) today

For the moment, I am here until I'm not.

 

Yes, All that is true, our little puffs of glitter do smell a lot like rainbows.. well except when we eat mushrooms and then, not so much..

(hahahaha)