Church of the Good Earth 1963 and Beyond

Discussion in 'Church of the Good Earth' started by shameless_heifer, Aug 18, 2005.

  1. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator

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    going fishing.. I'll be back when you se the whites of my eyes

    love, love, love
     
  2. wlzev

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    Tried to call you no answer. Answers full gtry again this day.

     
  3. Ranger

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    An Arizona couple, both well into their 80s,
    go to a sex therapist's office.
    ... The doctor
    asks, 'What can I do for you?'
    The man says,
    'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'

    The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so
    amazed that such an elderly couple is asking
    for sexual advice that he agrees.

    When the

    couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's
    absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have
    intercourse.'

    He
    thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck,
    he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.

    The next week, the same couple
    returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again.
    The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

    This happens several weeks in a row.

    The couple makes an appointment, has
    intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor,
    then leaves.

    Finally,
    after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says,
    'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you
    trying to find out?'

    The man says,

    'We're not trying to find out anything.

    She's married; so we can't go to her
    house.

    I'm
    married; and we can't go to my house.

    The
    Holiday Inn charges $98.

    The Hilton
    charges $139.

    We do it here for $50, and

    Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my net cost
    $7...
     
  4. Scorpio Kenny

    Scorpio Kenny Church of the Good Earth - ArchBishop

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    Ranger,

    Best one that I've heard in a long time. Thanks.
     
  5. wlzev

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    Ranger; My father told me that one when I was 7 years old.

    Mary; still can't reach you on the phone. The fishing must be great.
    It looks like the feud is gone and done. I'm sorry that I didn't see it start but it sems that if you get busy and don't get back to the Forum you don't get messages. Can that be changed?
    Kenny p0lease share with me what ever drugs you have been taken. I can use that fire in court.

    To all; hope you're trying to get to the Oregon Country Fair this July for an actual family meeting. The feud is over and it's time to concentrate on reunification in the age of survivisal. But we are used to that.
    Had my second cataract operation so I'm not wearing glasses. Now if I can get rid of the sciatica and the pain in my hands I'll be perfect. And modest.

    Off for now. Love to all
    ZEV
     
  6. Ranger

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    Zev, they didn't have medicare when you were 7 and had barely invented offices then..why boy I reckon Hector wasn't even a pup yet! lol
     
  7. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator

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    Hello my family,

    Well I am here momentarily from the lake. The fishing has been non existent bc of 35 mph winds, can't go boating or fish in winds like that.. phooy..We Still Have Fleas!!!!

    Lord Have Mercy!! what does a nailcakes have to do to get rid of the bloodsucking minions from hell..

    I hope all has been well for everyone. I know you all are going to have a great weekend.

    Zev I am glad you can see now, it always helps to be able to see when you're reading. Thanks for everything.

    Ranger/Rita, it's always a pleasure to hear from you. Nice joke Ranger.

    Kenny, you know I miss ya brother. I am happy to see y'all are kepping it going.

    Love you All. I gotta take a shower and get out of the flea zone. Hubby is camping and everything can just wait till he get done.
     
  8. Ranger

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    Once you trot one out the wind don't much effect the trot line or the cats.

    Have you tried this new organic pesticide, Cedarcide?
    http://www.cedarcidestore.com/cedarproducts.html

    I knew a few folks in SF who wore flea collars on thier ankles! Too bad the fleas are too small for fish bait.
    Good Luck.
     
  9. shameless_heifer

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    can't get the boat out to where the trot lines are cuz the water is white capping..
     
  10. shameless_heifer

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    we4ll,
    I gotta get going.. back at it.. the wind is laying down a bit maybe we can get some boat time in..

    Happy Memorial Weekend my people.

    Love yas
    cakes
     
  11. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator

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    Good Mornin' Hippies
     
  12. Ranger

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  13. shameless_heifer

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    Hands the ole grizzly bear a c(_)~ of hot coffee

    Mornin; Ranger n Rita
     
  14. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator

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    WoW a lot of ppl must be watching, we have 184,339 views, that is more then any other thread in the whole dang forum..
     
  15. Ranger

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    That should be good news to Kenny!
     
  16. shameless_heifer

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    We have always been a Hot Topic thread but it has been zooming upward. To bad there is not a way to know who is 'viewing' it would be interesting to find out.

    It probably was during the bad energy flow, seems to draw attention. I suppose ppl wonder how we conduct ourselves. That's no big secret tho, we conduct ourselves as the hippie we are. How could we do otherwise.

    I am sure Kenny will get a kick out of it. He can use it I bet to boost the book somehow :)
     
  17. shameless_heifer

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    :seeya: Hi Mouseman n Heather
     
  18. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator

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    :seeya: Hi Ranger/Rita,
    Good Morning.. Pours Ranger a c(_) of coffee before he growls ;)
     
  19. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator

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    We Have Our Own Forum.. YaY!!!!
     
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