Christians

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by BraveSirRubin, Jul 10, 2008.

  1. Jedite83

    Jedite83 Members

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    We got some of those types where I live to.

    As to my conversion story:
    I was baptized as a baptist, but was lucky enough to be 'saved from christ' while in the AF.
    About a year ago (i think) I was leaving an pro-peace (also called antiwar) protest and was crossing the street when some women in a massive SUV started to make the corner and almost ran my ass over.
    Once she relized what almostr happened she stoped me and was quite worryed. she asked if I was ok, whice I was. Then suddnly she got super-super-serious and asked me if I knew jesus. i said I did and nicly ended teh conversation.
     
  2. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    gnostic chapters. eh?

    no i know the feeling. its bullshit. most christians dont even know the true meaning and that's what pisses me off.

    that's cute though... the old lady n all
     
  3. BraveSirRubin

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    I wish I was as strong as you. No way I could just tell them that I do know Jesus. At least not without adding "anally" at the end of the sentence.
     
  4. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    my elementary school teacher told the her/my class of 1st graders that "foreign people are nice, but they worship false idols." when it was confirmation time, I went against the flow (my hometown is sort of a bible belt) and did this thing with a humanitarian society, an alternative to confirming one's faith. my class and most of my peers were outraged at my decision. as an adult, I've been the target of attempted conversion while walking the streets and of course the door-knockers.

    I don't know man. I'm not going to tell anyone to alter their belief (although a lot of horrible things are and have been done in the name of religion, so it would not be all that unreasonable to impose some severe restrictions on it) and if I did, there would be outrage. meanwhile, bible bashing is perfectly fine. makes no sense.
     
  5. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Well, I don't practice any organized religion, nor do I hate anyone who decides to practice a religion if it is their choosing. I think a person who hates someone because of their religion has far worse issues than the person practicing that religion. However, why do you hate on Christianity while ignoring the sick and utterly depraved religion which is Judiasm, where it is considered "normal" for mohels to basically perform felatio on newborn males after being circumcised? As far as I am concerned, anyone who does this to a child should be thrown in prison for life.
     
  6. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Is this where all the baby eating stuff comes from?
     
  7. BraveSirRubin

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    No, Matt is just an antisemitic asshole who spews bullshit.
     
  8. lode

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    I think that's pretty tame for a pressed rat claim.

    I think I'm one of the biggest fans of his work here.
     
  9. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    So you're saying that mohels don't perform oral suction on the penises of infant boys following circumcision?

    Here is a NY Times article regarding an infant that died from herpes given to him from a mohel.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2005/08/26/nyregion/26circumcise.html
     
  10. BraveSirRubin

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    It's nice to know that he didn't read the thread either, claiming that people are "hating on Christianity" and such.

    He just felt compelled to throw Judaism in there, like a wanker.

    To make this on topic though... you will never, ever, have a Jew trying to convert you into Judaism.
     
  11. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    Not quite blow job though, is it...lol
     
  12. tra1lerpark rasta

    tra1lerpark rasta Senior Member

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    by the way bsr are you a fan of matisyahu?
    i love him
     
  13. lode

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    Which was an antiquated procedure of all medicine until the 19th century when aspirator became common medical devices.

    Now almost all circumcisions use aspirators.

    The use of the term fellatio is simply to incite people. It's fellatio in the same degree CPR is first base.
     
  14. BraveSirRubin

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    No one is "performing fellatio on the baby"...

    I'm not going to defend Judaism though, I'm not a big fan of any religion. I just don't like the way you threw it into this thread, when it has nothing to do with the thread's topic.

    As if you go around and try to say as many anti-semitic things as possible, trying to break Xexon's personal record.
     
  15. BraveSirRubin

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    No, I cannot stand him.

    His music is alright, his imagine is idiotic though. No Hasid would ever sing reggae music. It's a cheap and rather ugly gimmick.
     
  16. tra1lerpark rasta

    tra1lerpark rasta Senior Member

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    fuck man have you ever heard aish tamid
    bad ass song
     
  17. BraveSirRubin

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    "badass" song with broken Hebrew that makes native speakers of the language laugh at Matisyahu's face as they flip him off.
     
  18. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    I could not be an anti-Semite if I tried. I judge individuals based on their character. I just get sick of all the double-standards and forced political correctness.
     
  19. tra1lerpark rasta

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    dag you must really hate him
     
  20. BraveSirRubin

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    You could easily be an anti-Semite, even if you didn't try.

    No really. I just don't like the stupid image.
     
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