Chocolate or Sex?

Ewww... Sex You people should be ashamed of yourselves, I hope you know ya'll going to hell for this

 

i need a balance of both in my life.

 

this reminds me of that song "sex and candy"

Hangin round downtown by myself
And I had so much time
To sit and think
About myself
And then there she was
Like double cherry pie
Yeah there she was
Like disco superfly

I smell sex and
Candy here
Whos that lounging
In my chair
Whos that casting
Devious stares
In my direction
Mama this surely
Is a dream

Hangin round downtown by myself
And I had too
Much caffeine
And I was thinkin
bout myself
And then there she was
In platform double suede
Yeah there she was
Like disco lemonade

I smell sex and
Candy here
Whos that lounging
In my chair
Whos that casting
Devious stares
In my direction
Mama this surely
Is a dream
Mama this surely
Is a dream
Yeah mama this must
Be my dream

 

Chocolate.

CHOCOLATE!

I always know I'm gonna have a good time with chocolate, chocolate is relatively cheap, the health effects from chocolate are well known and reversible (you can diet - you can't get rid of Hepatitis or AIDS), I can eat more than one chocolate bar in a day, I don't have to worry about chocolate not liking the way I eat it, or that I gobble it down if I'm in the mood to devour it at once. Low fat chocolate is easy to find. Chocolate doesn't care how I look and once I've eaten the chocolate I can take off on my bike without hurting its feelings. I know what I'm getting into with chocolate and noone's ever been murdered by a vengeful jealous chocolate bar.

 

sex then followed by choc chip hash cakes

 

I don't have to worry about chocolate badmouthing me in some chocolate washroom somewhere.... chocolate will NEVER ask me for child support if I decide I'm not really keen on that brand anymore.... I can eat TWO chocolate bars at once without someone having issues.

Oh, and chocolate isn't crazy.

 

Ohhh I've had some great times mixing chocolate with sex. But if I have to choose..just fuck me.

 

both is great ! Melted chocolate and Sex in combination...that´s incredible

 

I'd rather have chocolate.

I'm intolerant to chocolate so I can't eat it. On the other hand, I'm free to have sex whenever I like. I'd rather have the chocolate.

 

Definitely sex, but if I could score a li'l chocolate afterwards, I'd be mighty pleased.

 

i still want both at the same time. it would be fun to have a guy lick the chocolate off my body

 

Chocolate.

Hands down.

 

what iron goth said

so many different: flavours, textures and things you can do with it.

oh and what do ya eat when you feel real shit

C H O C O L A T E

and chocolate doesn't go nuts when its that time of the month and you can eat it whenever you want