Chocolate Chat Cookies!

my daughter used to flip atme for doing just that

....gotta hang up the broom

 

I can't stand Steve Harvey, but that was some funny shit. haha

This one's pretty funny too, but it also pisses me off a little. lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQRMvg5TAl8"]Devils & Angels - Family Feud - YouTube

 

i was with this girl once. and she didnt have a watch and I changed the clock on the wall by 3 hours. she didnt even notice.

 

hahaha This is why I don't trust squirrels.

 

my dad used to change his digital speedometer from kph to to mph so my mom didnt know he was speeding

 

im really clingy with girls lots of times, i dont want to let them go. or just want to extend the good times for as long as i can together..

 

It's 3:12pm and I just woke up a few minutes ago. Immediately ate 3 xanax bars. Breakfast of champions

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5DldEoR8a8"]SNO - Xanax Bar (Year Round) - YouTube

 

if you store your broom bristles down, it lets the magick drain out. my mom has a fit too, lol. i usually store mine bristles up, but its a pain because i dont have a place on the wall for it, so it leans and is top-heavy. i have a non-brand-name swiffer type thing, and a straw broom. a couple of little hand brooms too.

im looking for a "hand plow" aka "high wheel cultivator" or just the plowshare parts that i would need to build my own. so, you know, if anybody is planning to get rid of one.... box that shit up! lol

 

I feel like i'm missin something here... where is this fascination with brooms coming from?

Fuck brooms... I'm all about the mops lol

 

take dremel tool , drill small hole in top handle. put a piece of wire thru., hang on hook.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g"]She's a witch! - YouTube

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaG8faaFUMM"]Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar On Me (lyrics) - YouTube

 

Gonna watch Hannibal(the tv show) now. Will be back shortly.

 

i drove so much today i feel like im still moving

 

ya ortus....we talkin brooms today...adult stuff


i have no doobage

 

TNS :

 

I'm really tired and cold

 

hahaha Tried to rep, but can't yet.

I'm guessing that was in reference to this post about my tattoo:
http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showpost.php?p=7665003&postcount=951