Chocolate Chat Cookies!

yes....al the fags are up early cutting grass on holidays

weird that england is on holiday today too

those bastards


ortus...you should find a book called

ten miles to the outhouse..

i dont remember the author

 

it was a nice day

then a back muscle popped while i was taking a piss

 

I feel ya Orison.
My neighbor across the street has some lame ritual of yard care on Sat or Sun mornings that drives me nut's.

1) He uses a blower to blow all the dust out of his garage and driveway and blows it onto the lawn.
2) He edges the lawn.
3) another 30 minutes of using the blower to blow all the trimmings from edging onto the lawn.
4) he mows the lawn
5) ANOTHER 30 minutes of using the blower!!!! and each time the asshole starts in the garage and works his way down the driveway.

Why the hell not do all the cutting and crap THEN use the blower?
Better yet, he needs to buy a fucking broom!

 

Damn. how much does your cock weigh???

 

you guys woke up, to another beautiful day...

and all you can do is bitch? wtf...

fine. i'm gonna go out in the sun and work on the motorcycle. why don't you guys smoke a spliff and relax, huh?

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thank god this clown dont have a leaf blower. he does have a very old, smoke blowing lawn mower and a shitty whacker that he has to keep revving up to keep going.

2weeks too..
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http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showpost.php?p=7547911&postcount=334

 

I guess Im going to get drug to DMB.. I better be drugged, cause Im really not feeling like going..

 

Good afternoon

 

cat stabbed my thumb, deep enough that at first it didnt bleed, and then it suddenly started pouring out. now i have blood to clean off the floor, and i was working on dishes before it happened, so now thats out due to bandaid. its still bleeding under there too.

its just one of those days.

 

we got some fags that cut our grass for us

they cut everyones grass around here, it's awesome, except they start at 10am, those motherfuckers waking me up (I just want to complain too, its kinda what i do )

ten miles to the outhouse huh? I googled it... I don't think it exists lol... is this a joke? Because we all know I'm barely literate..

 

fuckin weiner dog is eating the eggs outof the coop before i get them...she's in serious shit

how do you say ''i wanna strangle you'' in weiner language

 

you wanna strangle your weiner?

 

Orison, My "newest" reel comes from your land!

 

you can catch some Allegheny white fish..

 

that's alright... I'm still trying to catch the elusive "baby in a garbage bag"...

 

try the binky top water popper lure..

 

oh man that reminds me of the time me and my buddy were all high as shit fishing and talking about techniques to catch fat black women in the Mississippi River... Conclusion I think was watermelon on the bottom or horse hair jig

 

We catch black women with carp.. They buy them.

 

carp is good eats when smoked

hell carp were brought to this country for only the well off folks to feed on from time to time... was considered "gourmet" in the 1800s.. shipped in from europe... where they were treated like the kings of all fish for their delicious meat... then in america we started planting them everywhere due to high demand and greed... rivers.. streams.. lakes.. no matter the quality and harvested and made for less desirable meat