Chicks are Stupid

I wonder if nohelmetlaws is a virgin

 

do you know why women fake orgasms? because they think we care

 

I have fucked many women, and plan on many more, who knows maybe you will be one of the chosen few. well maybe not you are a little too thick for me

 

who knows maybe

 

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damn, you hoed me
and btw how would you know..

 

uh.. I've seen your pictures

 

just think of this way, you are built for comfort, not for speed

 

you need to get that dick out of your ass pronto..
what pics?

 

what? hmmm, okay..
what pics are you referring to I would like to know..

 

how about the boobie thread, for starters, and the one of you with your finger up your nose.

 

I think I look fine in those pics and such..Just cause I have big boobs doesnt mean shit...
And I like my sig pic..
But really, I can only imagine what you must look like...

 

I would rather do nothernlehigh97s pocket pussy, then you.

 

Like I said before, I may not be the best looking guy in the world but can be rather charming.

 

Is that suppose to insult me or something cause its not but nice try...

 

haha, yeah, sure..and then you woke up..

 

Oh, yes, I'm sure she gives a damn.

Dude, you have got to be the most fucked up individual around here. You like to try to speak for everyone else, and tell us obvious things. Did you really think that it was a revelation that guys want to get laid, first and foremost?

No one wants your penis. Now go home.

I think I hear your mother calling you.

 

Damn... this is harsh, man. You should think about getting a life and stop pissing with people for the hell of it. Not everyone conforms to your thought process, shame on you.

 

As charming as a fresh heap of horse shit at noon in August.

 

hahahahaha that was great

 

Well, spose at least then you'd be able to last for more than about 2 thrusts..