Chewin The Chat

yea i need to roll another as well

 

I think my boyfriend has our bud right now. Either that, or its stashed somewhere. Imma go look around.

 

holeeee shit...i just went out to do my wood chores and a dozen dear were in my yard...they ran across the field behind me now....all white tails hoppin...they fly over farm fences like they are nothing

 

Awesomesauce!

 

There's A Very Big Lagoon On The Farm And For Some Reason When It's

Mating Time They Leave The Pond In The Park And Fly Out Here To Raise

Their Young, I Guess One Went A Tad Off Course....



Cheers Glen.

 

yes...actually awesonesauce....i will be stealing that wondrful term and applying it to various things

awesomesauce



anyone asks...i said it first ok

 

Alrighty. Lol. I got it out of some book I read. I mean, you got it out of some book you read.

 

yes yes...i remember it now...


i got way too high before wood chores...fuck....fucked my friends chainsaw for the second time.....now i'm doing the paul bunyan thing....did you know you can split a frozen plank that is 12 feet long with one tap of the axe...once i figured that out i was happier

 

how you been brotha?? keeping these SL fools in check while I've been away I hope.... thanks for the love and warm welcome back, appreciate it buddy

I'm not a fan of the cold weather myself.... Actually the cold I don't mind so much, that's the far more tolerable aspect of winter imo. The snow is what pisses me off... Especially when its coming down faster than you can clear it, and you've got plows dumping salt all over and everything turns into that goddamn slushy brown crap.. that stuff always ends up all over my shoes and often times soaks through them..

When you add in high winds and freezing temperatures, the whole situation just kinda sucks... It seems like people are just happier, more easy-going in areas where you don't have to worry about shoveling/bundling up/cleaning your car/heating etc for 4 or 5 months out of the year... I think areas with heavy winters just draw a lot of negative energy out of people... its freezing, wet, miserable and people have to tough it out through a lot of that bullshit for months on end... and there aint a goddamn thing you can do about it.

anyways Im high as FUCK and i dunno what the fuck i was just rambling about winter there... oh well


Anyways, cabo was great rolling... I rented a villa in San jose del Cabo which is like 5-10 minutes from cabo san lucas, the place was a fucking palace, completely unbelievable... I got pics on my girls camera Ill throw them up when I get a chance. and I had rented a car to get around in.... we were at the airport at the AVIS car rental office, and I'm signing the paperwork and shit to rent a regular mid-size sedan. The girl behind the desk looked at me and my girlfriend and asked "you guys trying to have some fun this weekend?" Me and my girl kinda glanced at each other real quick, thinking "wtf does that mean?" So I told her I'm always lookin to have some fun, and she busts out a picture of a Mustang and a Challenger and says "We've got these for like 50$ more per day"... I was like, well fuck YEAH... peeled outta there in a fuckin badass 2011 challenger R/T

The pot down there was just as horrifying as I remember though.... I made countless buys/attempted buys and not once found even average/mediocre quality bud... and some guy tried to sell me some mexican brick that was straight up black, I shit you not... not brown, not off-green, but BLACK. black and loaded with seeds.... dunno if that was rot or mold or what lol good thing I had smuggled some hash, and hash oil and 2 dozen mj cookies with me I chose hash and oil cause they were the easiest to smuggle IMO, and I could take a lot more hash than I could buds because of the compact size of hash... although, smoking nothing but hash and oil for a week and a half did present a few problems, mainly we got way too fucking high for routine tasks... finished off the hash on the last day, drove almost all the way to the fucking airport and realize I left my laptop bag and a duffelbag full of shit at the villa... fortunately it was still there.

Almost missed the flight coming home though... they literally held the door for us. I got held up in security on the way home too, because we had finished toking the rest of the hash and oil before heading to the airport and I didnt have any clear eyes and my eyes were bright bright red. Got pulled aside and had to do the personal pat-down and shit in the little isolation area.... hehe

all in all it was an incredible time... sorry to bore ya guys with a huge ass post, but the experience is fresh and Im eager to relive it in my words

 

not boring at all brother....good thing you didnt get the cavity search by the angry union security guard who's wife wont blow him and just wants to fuck someone over

 

im high...........cough

 

me too for a change.. i set my timer for four hours to go start my car and put wood in the stove...cant let shit freeze up

 

for what its worth, ive been using awesomesauce for a few years at least.

 

remote start..

 

^^^ This!

 

wtf.. what was the end of American Horror Story??? anyone else watch this show? was the whole story just "made up" by the reporter in the end?

 

So I went into a bathroom today to twist up a doobie.

First I pull on a stall door as I thought it was open. Turns out it was locked. But not many seconds later this dude comes out of the stall in a rush and is wiping his nose and sniffling in the exact way of someone snorting something.

So I go in and start to twist. As I sit there I hear the guy sitting in the stall next to me heat up some sort of pipe and inhale. It sounded like it was some sort of vaporizing pipe. Maybe meth or crack?

And all this in the bathroom of a mall.

 

ya don't often get kicked out of a mall for not buying anything.. gas stations.. restaurants.. can't even use a shitter without buying something first.. so why not use a mall bathroom to get high.. it's not like they can go home and do it in their own bathroom when they are homeless

 

I guess that's the truth. Plus it's wintertime and it's an unusually cold day. It was around -30C in the morning. Pretty much logical that all the druggies would rather abuse their substances while staying warm.. hell that's what I did. :2thumbsup:

After blazing I went to speak to some D.A.R.E. folks. Turns out they were just selling some crap to fund their organization. However the guy we spoke to said "yeah, we use the money to help kids stay away from drugs and violence. But it's too late for you guys, I can smell it.... smells like good shit though".

 

haha.. I had a co-worker tell me I smelled "happy" the other day