Chewin The Chat

Damn cold here... Being in a motel the heat's on them. Only sucks when I go out to the car for a smoke.

 

i couldnt smoke in the cold. be a good way for me to quit smoking period, just stay in the cold for a few day..

 

i use small pliers when the joint gets to the end

 

i sometimes use wire cutters..

 

i'm a professional and know how to hold a doob till the end

no roach clips for me...something else to misplace



orison...fucker...you were in one of my dreams last nite....i had 2 dreams involving water...we were running and jumped into the ditch full of deep fluffy soft snow...all of sudden we both crash through the snow into waist deep water.. we couldnt climb out because the snow was too slippery...finally we managed to get out after some intense ''flipping out'' on my part lol....i woke up

later dream i was being chased all around a swimming pool facility type place.....kind of an industrial one...you know how public pools have that gallery on the second floor overlooking the pool?..i fucking jumped off of it into the pool except the pool had a really shallow part along the side and i jumped right onto it

didnt get hurt...i;ve always wanted to jumpoff one of those galleries

now i have

oh ya orison...you had on the santa hat and sunglasses because that my only image of your face

 

did I have a squirrel body? .. hah thats scary.

 

no...normal body...you are taller than i thought lol


my thc levels are lower than i can ever remember...so the damned dreams are coming fast and furious....

i used to have flying drem all the time when i was on the blow....maybe i'll fly tonight?

 

i hate dreaming. i have very vivid, non-restful dreams if i dont smoke. and things that happen in my dreams often materialize. the most poignant being the night of september 10th, 2001. i dreamed planes crashed into tall buildings, over, and over, and over again until i woke in a sweat. brushed it off, glass of water, back to bed. and then it happened, and i was at school, glued to the tv, saw the second tower fall live, and they replayed over, and over, the footage.
when i was in boot camp the dreams came crazy too. one had me as the person in charge of writing, which made no sense at the time, but just a couple of days later it was decided that i had the neatest handwriting, so i had to rewrite all of our progress boards to be inspection ready. another time i dreamed that we (a couple of other recruits in my division) were rearranging bunks and lining them up just so, and a couple of days later we had to move bunks back into place because another division had moved them out of the way for physical training.

i would just rather not know. if i know, no one listens or believes me. who do you tell?

sweet sweet mary jane. best dreamcatcher ever.

 

i dont like dreaming either, even if they are good,, i just wanna sleep

i ate 3 whole kiwifruits with dinner, skin and all. so good, i gotta go back to store tomrrow and get more

 

i had a lot of tuna today

 

you can tune a piano, but you cant tuna fish.

how do you keep bills organized? i have tried so many different things, and yet it all falls apart, bills are late, its such a pain. i am looking forward to tax returns, we should be able to knock off the bottom 2 credit cards. we have 2 big debt cards, about $5k and one of those we make $100 payments though the minimum is $25.
our mortgage is less than our rent was, and we are saving money elsewhere, but it is horrible trying to keep on top of the bills! eesh!

 

i love dreaming...even the bad ones...saw my dad in a really vivid dream a few years after he died....my uncles said they had a surprise for me and down the stairs was my old man...he was smiling the bigest goddamned smile i ever saw him have but he couldnt talk...it was awesome

recovering from surgeries after my crash i had to ask to be taken off the morphine because i kept having dreams that my legs didnt work..called ''heroin dreams''...they were the realist dreams i can remember having my whole life...

they gave me some other shit that knocked me out so good that i didnt know for a week that i had been pissing into a bag from a tube out my stomach till the dude in the next bed told me i was

he says ''you should buzz the nurse dude cause your bag is getting full''

i was like''what bag?''...he points down the side of my bed and says''your urine bag''...holy fuck...what a surprise......

ftr...i now pee normally...they still thought at the time i could be paralyzed





and it wasnt till recently that i realized the whole journey has led me right to where i am now:love:

 

im dreaming of summer.. but not the hot as hell summer. Maybe donna summer.

 

Yea, I also remember having very vivid dreams every time I've taken a significant (um, like 2+ weeks) break from weed.

 

I'd like to see you tuna piano.

re: bills--honestly I just leave them on the table or put them on top of a book or something. I have a bunch of my old bills in various piles. Looking at my room recently made me consider the possibility that I may be a hoarder.

 

So i'm baked as fuck... And decided to go down to the kitchen to cure my munchies, and ended up getting waffles, ice cream, crackers and cheese, cookies, and some milk... So i had a few bowls/plates and a cup, but thought i could make it back upstairs in one trip...

I make it halfway up the stairs when I tripped, because it was also dark, and everything flew everywhere... I was just sitting on the stairs looking at it all thinking "of fuck..." hoping nobody would wake up...

My mom woke up and came to the top of the stairs and just looked down at me in confusion as to what happened, and i'm like "the dog just came and knocked everything down!?" in my baked voice and scorching red eyes lol.... the dog wasn't even downstairs...

*facepalm*

 

u pothead

 

When All Else Fails, Lay The Blame On The Dog...



Cheers Glen.

 

got my 4:20am hits :ssmokeit:

 

i just watched order of the pheonix for the first time. i thought i hated the way they did goblet of fire, but oh man this was so lacking. and jumpy. like all the vegetables from the book and none of the meat. im not stupid or naive, i know the movies arent as good as the books ever (at least i cant think of any examples) but holy crap. the books are just so rich. i love books. im going to build a library in my garage. floor to ceiling books. and a ladder on wheels.

i am sorry to hear of your munchie fail. like in grandma's boy. but so sad when the craving is unsatisfied. i lost the bottom of a springform pan while transferring a cheesecake to the counter. dropped the whole thing in an open kitchen drawer. i cried. and ate it anyway.