Cheech and Chong and Chat

Yup....

 

i FORGOT HOW GOOD IT WAS.. DAMN CAP.S.

 

eating mcdonalds first time in a while, i just wanted to try that new Chicken Bacon Onion sammich thing... Its actually good...

Well, I mean, good for McDonalds standards... Its probably one of the best things i've had there...

 

Fun fact... After 19 years, I just found out that my real name was originally Brody... but it was then changed... Wtf lol

I kind of wish my name was Brody now, just so everybody could call me Bro... Sup bro? And not even just your buddies, imagine your grandparents calling you bro? That'd be so funny... Maybe i'll just change my name to bro..

 

grody brody 2x4....couldn't fit through the bathroom door

grody brody 2x4...took a whiz right on the floor

 

thats funny because thats seriously the reason my parents changed my name!

They named me Brody... Then a week or so later my aunt called me grody brody... they went to changed it the next day loll

apparently they named me brody because baywatch was popular at the time... i've never seen baywatch, but i defenitly don't want to be named after it... who names a kid after baywatch in their defence they were like 19... but i'm 19... and i don't think i'd name a kid after a show...

But I am naming my first kid Broseph... has to be done.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAe6ZNz6vu0"]BRODY GRODY "PIRATE PLUNDER IN PORTLAND" - YouTube
jackoff fonder for inkers..

 

speaking of names... anyone remember that bank appointment i was talking about a couple days ago? The financial advisor lady seriously had the best/worst name in the world... it was fuckin hilarious, i seriously almost pissed myself... Her first name was fine, her last name was fine, but put them together... and deargod... her parents must have known this when naming her

but she's asian, so maybe her parents just didn't know.. i dunno... i wanna say it, but i don't know if i should be saying her full name and talking about her online... kinda weird lol

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH8vjxFIUC4"]Les Paul - Sleepwalk - YouTube

 

im the broken glass (and pins, and sewing needles, and thumbtacks) finder in my house. my kitchen floor is 3/4 tile, and some fake wood. i kind of hate the previous owners. i got corelle plates because they dont break as easy, but with the tile they just fucking explode all over the place. i want vinyl. one more reason to get a job.

 

just put my pinkie finger in mdma to give my tongue and body something 10 mins ago..

i dont normally put my finger in this..

 

put some of that MiO stuff in my bong water.. delicious...

I got the idea from that 'whats the last thing you bought' thread... I think it was BBAD.. talking about buying some water flavoring stuff, then some other guy talking about bong water flavoring... then i remembered i had some..

thank you two, it is amazing. lol

 

feeling great, around good people, enjoying life.

enjoy life everyone.

 

Well I'm up and at 'em with firecrackers and alcohol.

My brain has been clicking about these damnshittingfucking peace lillies that are toxic to cats that my mother lines up in front of the fireplace ALL winter to spring. Right now those loathesome plants are outside but soon enough (too soon) they will be in.

I HATE THOSE PLANTS! THEY CAN AND WILL KILL MY KITTIES!

I have calmly told Hitlagram (my fav and fond nickname for my mother...a combination of Hitler, Attilia the Hun, and Billy Graham ) that these plants will honest to God cause paralysis, sickness, and very possibly death of a cat if it chews it. She looks at me as if I'm speaking in tounges and says she will put paper under them so water doesn't get on the carpet. Just because they look tasty is no reason to think those 2 cats will get in them. hehehehe she states.

So, while they are outside I am going to start ASAP "fixing" them. I've never EVER done anything like that. But shitdamn, I'm flummoxed as to WTH to do. So, I'll probably spray them with vinegar first.

Brownie Brown, the obese tuxedo cat, did bite one last year, and I thought he was going to die...but somehow after almost 2 days he drank some water and began to get better. BB is just now introduced to the whole house. Dear God...she LOVES any green plant. She has even eaten ferns out of a roses arrangement that was sent here.

No damn way I'm letting either one or BOTH of these 2 inside cats fall ill or very possibly die because of those damnshitting plants.

 

even if they die she will probably buy more. pee on them. might give you decent satisfaction while it lasts. buy catnip plants, or other things that are not toxic to distract your kitties.

http://www.petpoisonhelpline.com/poison/mauna-loa-peace-lily/
this site says that peace lilies are mild-moderate toxicity. some other lilies cause kidney failure.

 

damn, i dont know when ima sleep.

just a little bit of mushrooms..with licking molly powder..\

fcuked up, felin great,so good

 

iiiii just want to fly..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUtnwcv-quE"]Fly - Sugar Ray - YouTube

 

fucked right now, its good,all so good

 

mushROOOOOms

 

:coffee: