Chatty Halloween Chat..

haha i wasn't actually balls deep in some guy, it's just something me and my friends say during an awkward silence or in public to try and make people uncomfortable.

guess it doesn't really work on the HF :biker:

 

oh ,it worked....i love the ''forced discomfort''move during awkward silences or even just randomly during normal conversation......

 

thats funny stuff. My friend and I do that also.. not with gay friends lol regular friends. makes me wonder if I really know if my straight friends are gay because most them dont even believe I am. They think its a act. haha.. it is true though. I was never really as fully sexual til recently, and my guys always look like girls.. well not always. "awkward.. :2thumbsup:

 

here kitty kitty come kitty come

 

haha got a laugh out of that one, but dude, now youll be smoking cat hair :/

 

same here. apparently girls don't really dig it though :/ it makes me laugh though so that's all that matters

 

I had something called "Lobster cream cappucino" today.

It had a bunch of truffle shavings in it and.. although I love lobster I just can't dig that truffle flavour. It's incredibly potent. I was smelling truffle a few hours after eating that dish.

Though I did have some mushroom ravioli with truffle as well.

 

i could eat the shit outta some ravioli right now

 

There isnt supposed to be shit in ravioli

 

i'd turn the ravioli into poop

 

you know why they want you to smoke tobacco right> its so you dont have a voice to yell and scream at a corrupt government..

 

I'd turn the poop into meat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDvSPQ7megQ"]Shit Burger: Japanese Researcher Creates Artificial Meat From Human Feces WWW.GOODNEWS.WS - YouTube

 

But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? [hath he] not [sent me] to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

 

that is overwhelmingly disgusting


the japanese are crazy



i don't remember a whole lot of details from this passed summer...i think it's from all the boozin and smokin i've done :/

 

not this close to town

all we have is bear,deer,skunks,coyotes,raccoons and porcupines that come around the yard (and the other regular stuff like squirrels)

I figure theyre all smart enough to just walk around the fence or climb over it (h/d 6ft chainlink on that side)..except for bear would just dig a bit

 

I used to be, really, so poor i'd walk down the street, you ever do that, looking for money? And pretending like you ain't.

I used to lose money. I lost some money once, man. My mother gave me money to go pay a light bill. I lost ten dollars. And paincked. `cause i know mama's gonna-kick-my-ass. You know what i mean, that ten dollars, jack? And i walked up and this white dude saw me crying on the corner. He said: "what's wrong with you, boy?" i told him my story. The cat gave me ten dollars. I said: "what?" gave me ten bucks. Shit, i was out there every day. Crying my ass off... :2thumbsup:

 

I used to check the dryer...there was a cover that would come off the bottom and usually change in there...surprised I never electrocuted myself reaching in that thing

 

no kidding
i just want them to fuck and make me sandwiches. i'll crack jokes and she won't laugh. we'll live happy together

 

do you make him sandwiches?

 

sounds like a sweet deal!

wait what?

in all honesty though, it's like if you treat a girl anything more than that you get slapped with a friendzone...and that's not out of any frustrated 'niceguy' syndrome here. it's happened to me a couple times, yeah, but i'm a huge asshole now....but still not pulling any :/