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hubby says if i can steer from the passenger side (which i can) then hes sure i can drive just fine on my own. he doesnt know how to blow his nose with one hand, bugs the crap out of me when he takes his hands off the wheel to do it.

id practice in our car, but one tail light is out, and i know i would get pulled over. and then have a meltdown. and that doesnt sound like fun.

 

honking can be dangerous too.

I was driving my mom's van in highschool on a 100mile drive with three girls and i was so bored cause its almost like driving through the desert.. a serious toura da france biker was in his zone and we were doing 65mph ii think and as soon as we were about to pass i honked the horn and held it for a second and i loooked in the rear view mirror and he wobbled and almost went off the road lol. It was damn funny but all three girls smacked me on the head.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOjdOkrsp34

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHEmO-kRCSs#t=51
conan obrian iphone6 ..

 

I want that dog in Broony's post!


Trust me. The guy, running the sports car as fast as he could on this residential, neighborhood street, was in the wrong. If he had any testicular fortitude he'd have run it on the highway.

 

Apparently the NSA intercepts Windows Error Reporting data that is transmitted to microsoft so they can more easily identify exploitable machines.

 

highways are straight and boring

real men race in neighbourhoods...unknown ones are best so you dont know exactly where all the curves are

 

I'd love to be on the jury when he hit and killed one of the neighborhood children.

 

yeah..because he lost control after some idiot threw something at his windshield

hopefully he had a dashcam

 

He was a coward.

That's why he never returned to meet up with my husband and the 4/10 he had waiting on him.

He knew he was being an idiot.

 

it goes both ways.

cause my favorite play to race is the freeway.

until they started putting cameras all over the fucking place.

i have never drove at night on the freeay with no license plates.

i should put that on my bucket list. if i get pulled over ill just say to the cop. it was on my bucket list dude.

 

they started that here

saw one parked crooked the other day on the main trans canada highway..obvious the cruiser had one of those plate cams that runs everything on computer while he sits and eats his donuts

 

The guy made 5 laps down into the cul-de-sac below my house.

Too much is too fucking much.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCWqUVmQpdM

 

Just last night I thought how if I had PTSD I couldn't work there...also that if I weren't able to get all zen about it, I couldn't keep on. Plus (and probably most important)...I discovered there is literally nothing I hate worse than being broke...for better or worse, as long as it isn't illegal....I'll try to do it, meaning work. The only reason I exclude the illegal things is because my nerves really couldn't take it. I'd either get myself in Big Trouble or I'd have a heart attack. simple. ha

This way, I just might eventually have to take a "vacation" at the nearest asylum.

Thanks to the gubmint most of the "vacation spots" (psychiatric facilities) in most states were shut down.

Doesn't everybody remember when suddenly everybody attained and has maintained good to perfect mental health, starting back in the 1990's? lol

The happy meal could well become the bane of my existence. j/k...I think....Did you know you have to ask them about 4 questions for Every Single Happy Meal, regarding the choices available to each one?

And FGS ALL the time! yay!!!! rolleyes

 

God/dess bless you Lynn, you're a trouper!

 

you just reminded me that i have doughnuts!

 

For the 1st time in a long time, I bought a little 5 or 6 pack of donuts...just right to put the whole thing in my mouth.

I ate it/them riding in the car, going to Wal-Mart to buy copy paper for the store. I get to go run errands sometimes, which I quite like. I get to get out, on the clock of course. Any reprieve is welcome. :hurray:

Those were excellent little snacks with my honey/ginseng tea.

 

walk in with a family at costco then circle the store and eat the samples. you have to act like your part of the people shopping.

me and my cusion did this a few times after swimming at the lake cause it was several miles to walk home.

problem was that we are different skin colors, hair type, and he is 150lbs more than me and we were both in flip flops.

we still ate a few times that summer.

worked at fred meyer to at the time.