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20days ago..

 

oh well at least i had the month right

 

got the month right 4, 20 days ago..

 

got a wheel borrow and axe for myself.. Not a guitar. a woodsman axe. for killing my enemies.

 

I tend to forget my own birthday... everybody else's too.

 

Maybe you need to order some hookers n blow next time Ty.

 

Why?

 

my women can play hooker role well enough.. but she gets all haughty when I bring around the blow... like Im an asshole cause i cook my coke to rock but a mofo can snort cocaine and tis all good.. fuk that.. go snort some fibreglass and leave me the fuck alone with my blast ya fucks.. ps suc my dick.

 

Never liked cocaine... Not my style.

 

its to rich for me. we're still arguing over 2012 thanksgiving.

 

if you get good quality coke its so good.

I probably get it 3 times a year, and only 1 of those I would consider good on average.

If I was in Columbia or brazil and was offered coke grown right there... how could you say no? Right from the plant not thrown on a plane chopped 800 times..

yum

 

I'm going to guess, but in north america, I bet their are more monkeys and apes in people homes than in the zoo.

So maybe you own a chimpanzee, baboon, marmoset..

Maybe you choose a great ape... wanted a fucking gorilla, chimpanzee... humans not included.

Ive never know anyone that owned a monkey..

but I bet more people own them than zoos..

people own fucking tigers,, I bet the monkey markets be bigger..

 

never seen one

not even at a zoo that i can remember

edit:just remembered the african safari had a bunch..they were gross

 

one time at 4am me and my cuz in a tiny 2 door car don't remember what it was... hood pop up on us at 70mph...he handled it well by looking in between.. we pulled over.. not a single vehicle on either part north or south freeway of the 4lane on either side.. we looked around.. was silent... shut the hood, then we both turned our head south to the city, which looks about a mile from the freeway dropping down on us so speakig... and not even 10 seconds later after we looked, full traffic drove by us like it was 1pm in the afternoon.

scared the shit out of us.. blew our mind...

the hood with a bungee cord thankfully, didn't know where it came from.

got on a major Ave, went over a bridge, and the first 3 stop lights we got green lights, roll through, and everytime the lights switched for us, so the traffic on the right side had to stop and 3 cops stopped for us at each light.

we got home at 6 am, smoked a bowl and woke up when im not sure.

that night we thought we going to serve time for sure after then 3 cops... that damn freeway.

months after that, that part of the freeway I drove the fastest cause I learned about the exit/on ramps and you could basically get away with any speed.

now its full of cameras and im not rolling for the xtc,,,

good times..

 

Wheel on my wheelbarrow just fell off.

 

Pic of the first aid being sent. Help is on the way at least.

 

id go ,, I need a vacation..

 

That's what you get when you buy a PlaySkool wheelbarrow...

 

my wheelbarrow doesnt fit through the gate. we need to replace that section of fence. add it to the list.

 

so last week i message the tax lady and ask if she got paid alright (i paid her services by e transfer) and she says yes it worked and she'll email me the final paperwork tomorrow


no email and havent heard from her since

i hate people like that who dont understand how much a simple email can save me so much worrying...i know im low priority on her list but ignoring a customer like that is ridiculous