Chatgasm

one time I was in white castle with a couple friends there was a group of 4 teens or young 20's down one side and a cop down the other side. we were in the middle. the kids were telling a bunch of stories about how they told off cops or the other time when they outran them and yelled names while they were driving away. we were there for 20-25 minutes and they told each other about 4-5 stories about making cops look stupid. that's when the cop walks up to them and says "you know your stories are all entertaining and funny but nobody here want to hear them" the cop finished up his meal and cleaned up and you could have heard a pin drop in the kitchen for the rest of the time we were there.

 

this one time when I supplied weed to the entire east coast. I ordered a box of ladybugs and let them loose in the house.. another fine mess youve gotten us into stanley..

 

http://youtu.be/NRmpKcehiMI

 

guy was close to flipping out when we realized his radio had some security feature that buggered up due to the battery being disconnected (i was working on airbag replacement so i had to disconnect it)

i waited until he was occupied with something else and then called the local dealer to get the code

some people have no patience at all

 

the inlaws have a microwave that has a child lock feature.. without figuring how it worked I just unplugged it and cleared it, entered time and cooked.. wtf you need a microwave with a lock on it for?

 

Do they have children in the house?

 

no, I dont even think they know it has a lock .. its brand new they just got it last weekend, and they left for the steeler game, so we're there cooking some rice/veggies in a bag and the microwave has a little lock icon on it, try to set the time and it wont. so i unplugged it and it was blank and the time set and come on when i hit start.. clock was messed up tho. nmp.

 

The China Snydrome movie is on the Decades channel. its come out in 1979, I was 9yrs old.. but was solely responsible with me not getting into the nuclear power plant when I was offered the job in 1994. I would of relocated to Savannah Georgia ..
from wiki..

the only way Im going to glow in the dark is if I break a glow stick..

 

I've felt, and others with me have felt, the earth vibrating underfoot down there.

 

The Earth is vibrating under everybody's feet everywhere...

 

that movie and Silkwood. I like nuclear energy, but only when someone else is doing it..

 

Usually, it doesn't concern me.

 

lady few days ago at grocery store clerk gave me a dollar cause i was short..

i gave it back few days later... she said she forgot.. but thank you..

then she had a bad tooth problem that costed her $1500..

didn't go to grocery store for a few days, but i always go into her line.

I said 'wow that is cheaper than i thought' .. 'why' she asks... well it was labeled as its part of many produce so the person didn't label it individual so all this cost the same?

she looked at me so disgusted... "this place is full of fucking idiots, here have some free organic garlic' , she scans it out and thanks me for asking how her teeth are feeling cause i don't think she has many friends who care...

so teeth feeling better? ... 'yea i went home and drank strait whiskey for 3 days..

once i paid she said, thanks you guys... I'm thinking... ummm I'm clearly alone lol we have had a conversation with nobody else in line... thinking that must be some solid whiskey lol...

this lady is probably 50's, pretty attractive, maybe 6"4 not over weight and has a great ass in cowboy pants lol.

She my go to in grocery store lol.

 

6'4.. giant.

I had a dream a bigfoot in my basement and I was feeding it bags of apples.. it wasnt happy and come up and broke the door..

 

I saw this show about the Notre Dame football team. A room full of 50 or 60 supposed college students and not one of them could say who the Vikings were. All I could think of was how easy the paper classes at that school have to be. The school gets millions of dollars from bowl games and TV deals. Those people are not really students.

 

yea she the biggest employee considering overall size.

a few got her on weight cause I live in america and $1 cheeseburgers

 

local tv has a game show with the high school students.. how many edges does an octagon have/ answer 6..

I want to punch someone..

 

people watch that stupid show the bachelor, but hate real pimps.

wtf?

 

I like to watch people making idiots out of themselves.....

Modern day's freak shows.

but something like Jerry Springer...just can't watch that freaky...there is a limit with how much freak I can take.