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going to my parents house. deep fried turkey, broccoli swiss mushroom quiche. nom nom until sleepiness overwhelms us.

 

so we spoon feed this poor dog 10 valium inside some tuna and we sit back and we wait

and we wait some more...we drink a little more...we smoke a lot more..and we wait


and we wait

by now its getting late and eevryone too high do stay awake and the fucking dog is sitting there staring at us like..''wtf...you pussies are passing out?i have 7 quills in my mouth''

well nthe dog never even went to sleep...stayed awake all night not even phased in the slightest with our 100 mgs of valium

we all passed out but the damn dog didnt

next day the owner took him home and to a proper vet

turns out the reason dog drugs are different than people drugs is that dogs dont process pills like we do...they need to be a different synth or some shit like that..

thats it

 

knock out animal with starting fluid on a blanket, let animal get oxygen via soda bottle in the mouth. pump the bottle so the air goes in and out. leave rag on the nose lightly so vapors continue to dizzy the animal. proceed with surgery..

 

what is starting fluid?...for your car?...bbq?...

 

chloroform. you know - for starting sexual encounters of the cool degree

 

lol..so you start with chloroform?

 

end with anal sex. a date with purp - a romantic rendezvous

 

you in colorado?....

 

the only chloroform consumers can buy is trichlorethylene and tetrachloroethylene, in the form of brakecleen or alternator cleaner. it could be used as knock out agent, but it heavier and could suffocate the animal.

starting fluid for a car yes..


with diethyl ether.. // however there are some with hexane /heptane in them. I dont think they will work .. diethyl ether only ..

How should ether be used for anesthesia?

1. The effective concentration of ether to produce anesthesia is 1.9%. This concentration can be produced with 0.08 ml (80 microliters) per liter of volume of a container.
2. Animals may be exposed to ether presented on a cotton ball or gauze pad inside a conical tube or small chamber, but there should not be direct contact of the animal with the cotton or gauze.
3. Induction takes 5 to 10 minutes. There are mouse strain differences in sensitivity to ether: C3H>BALB/c>DBA/2>ICR>C57B16. Ether is a satisfactory anesthetic in gerbils but it is unsafe in guinea pigs.
4. See “Use of Experimental Animals at the Johns Hopkins University” (www.jhu.edu/animalcare), and/or consult a JHU veterinarian (410-955-3273) for more information about anesthetizing animals with ether.

pet will resist some when you bring it to their face,, but once it inhales it a few times, it will become distorted and rest.

as well you can use a tube or a straw to blow fresh air/oxygen into the pet, CPR too,, blow in their snout. as long its getting air, you can continue keeping it under lightly with teh ether..

 

thanks brother

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uN9bTRDOtk"]Fleetwood Mac - Say You Love Me - YouTube

 

"i would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass."

 

green crack..

 

girls on crack do cool stuff..drug addiction is a disease

 

sometimes people they trust introduce them to it

 

seem my hood tore up by it., but eh'... like a crack in the sidewalk , it can be repaired.

 

oh no! dont get hooked on the juice orison!

 

foggy morning here...

 

Super foggy here

I think I might be getting laid off soon.... we have to make some cutbacks and I plan on looking for something different in the new year anyway, so I think I'll volunteer. I've been there forever so I make more than lots of other people, so it would help the budget more as well...