Chatberry Sauce

Happin' Man?

 

i dont think they sell wives any more at the mall...something about white slavery was bad for business...pretty sure you can still get one online though


...is your current wife leaving or are you going with a spare?

 

i'm going to get me one of those real dolls

 

Moving up in the world huh

 

Just got back from my road test... I was doing perfectly, i was sure i was going to pass this time... Then my fucking car BREAKS DOWN?! Whyyy

I wait 2 months for this moment every single time, just to be let down... I swear to god i'm going to kidnap the bitch if she fails me again.. The second i get the feeling i failed i'm just going to drive right past the DMV and keep goin'..

P.S. - ^ that t'was a joke.. i don't want some undercover hipforums cop to show up at my house now

 

This is the 8th time you've failed??

 

im 27 and just got my permit. its not the worst thing ever. see if you can borrow someone else's car next time.

 

It sucks major balls.. I have to walk to work every day, plus i start school soon and i'll have to take city buses... and we are known for how shitty our public transit is.. the times will never align with my classes and i'll spend the majority of the time waiting around

Plus i can't do anything ever! My mom doesn't even have her licences either, and i don't live with my dad.. so i can't even get my mom to drive me somewhere if i need to be anywhere... Life without a licences, is a shitty life, especially when you live in a small town.. I live in a crappy small town literally right inbetween two fairly big cities, so there's nothing here

edit- pfft you live in Colorado.. no wonder you don't care, you're probably baked all the time now

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGUU7CiK7YU&feature=related"]Empire Of The Sun - Walking On A Dream w/lyrics - YouTube

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jti7E8vnpHA"]Jim Croce - You Don't Mess Around With Jim - YouTube

 

i dont get high for fun, its mostly pain relief, being high is a side effect. i actually had to get a different strain because the last one was too strong for me. i need to be able to function.

however, i understand the sentiment it is nice to be in a place that is trying to loosen up. hopefully the feds leave us alone so the legalization can spread. how long do you have to wait between tests? (oh, 2 months, i re read it. lol. that does suck, i think here its 15 days- 1 month)

 

i have never seen dope too strong

and i seen a lotta dope

 

just repped ortus and used ''fag'' 5 times...try and top that fags

 

if it's too strong i just use less. this new stuff i grabbed is killer, a gram can last me 10-15 vaporizer sessions depending on how deep i want to go. pretty incredible.

 

I didn't rep him...:sifone:

 

lol you're such a fag

and tyrsons you're a fag too for not repping me, like c'mon..

 

I Just Gave You Your 4th Green Ball Uterus...:2thumbsup:



Cheers Glen.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMuCuCFfMoI"]Jimi Hendrix - Crosstown Traffic (official video) - YouTube

 

Why thank you! I tried giving you your 12th dot.. but apparently i have to spread the rep around more first? I feel as if it's been a really long time since i've even repped you though.. This must be some sort of conspiracy against you glen.. the mans trying to keep you down and reputationless lol

 

What a shitty tuesday rainy and cold