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i do not know..

 

congrats on the new internet rolling

you will be able to watch all the shit we post with that new internet deal?

 

more of it anyway....when i was in the hospital they also put me into a pool that was super heated...they would lift me off my bed with a mini crane and drop me in the water...

your body weight is so reduced that you can walk around with injuries...i had 2 broken legs...like shattered with pins sticking out of both feet....multiple dislocations and my back was broke in 3 different vertabrae but only 1 of those shattered...


but in that water up to my chin i could learn to walk again....which i did

bone fragments penetrated the wall of my spinal cord by 2mm...pushed all my nerves for my legs over to side but none snapped....which is why i can still walk instead of roll


not a scratch to my face that day

thats all everyone kept saying to console me...''jesus christ dude... your face is still perfect...how could that be?''...and like that



some newbs here so i will retell this part

my dad was working 1 block from the hosp[ital that day....he ran all the way and beat the ambulance to the hospital and was waiting there for me as they unloaded me

by that time i was feeling nothing and all strapped in with braces and air bags and shit cause all the leg bones were stickin out and both my feet with the shoes still on were side ways to my legs

if that makes sense....they werent fucking pointing in the right direction...


so they triage me right away and determine pretty quick that i need surgery...

they start wheeling me down the hall with a whole team of nurses and orderlies and shit...tubes...machines attatched to the bed etc

and my dad is walking with us...i call for my dad and he leans in as we are heading towards those big steel doors where people arent allowed unless they are sterile

i say ''dad...reach into my front right pocket and take everything in there and hang onto it''


my dad caught the play and dsays ''hold on he wants me take his wallet''...and he shoves his hand down my pocket and grabs my ounce of killer weed and quickly shoves it into his pocket just as they pushed me through the doors.....they had to cut my clothes off me and would have found my dope no doubt...dad gave it to my brother to hold on to for me


i woke up 4 days later after 2 marathon surgeries of 12 and 14 hours on the first and third day...they told me the doctors went for lunch and came back during my surgery


so i wake up and i see my whole family in the room and on my immediate right is my love of my life who had broke up with me a couple months before...on my left was my new girlfriend[sons mom] and both were crying....

so i went back to sleep...

 

hope you didnt burn dinner again..

 

haha...nope....it is snowing here...

 

no snow here. i'm looking forward to it this year, actually.

 

Well I'm currently in a generalized science program, but once I hit up University I think I will be doing the Organic Chem. Maybe if I am lucky I will be able to take the plant extractions course I have heard about and combine some Biology field trips with organic chemistry. That would be a dream come true. :biker:

Hell yes I bet cannabis made it a lot better. I guess you have to stay completely still to really get into your zone then? I definitely wouldn't go rolling as I think I would be way too emotional, happy and weird with employees around.

Maybe a low dose of mushrooms would be good for it though. Especially if you can get your hands on some fresh mushrooms.

 

I think downgrading to an older phone seems like a good option for me. All the new technology I ever get fucks me over. I bet this thing was reliable at least:

 

Agreed ^ lol, i'm in the process of trying to find someone to take my fancy ol samsung galaxy s3, so i can get one of those cheap $15 711 phones i've finally realized, phones are a waste of money and time.. i pay $70 a month for something i don't even want..

 

u wot m8

 

i've always noticed a weird difference between american and canadian packaging.. but never quite knew what it was.. but i just realized.. theres no french on any of their products! I'm so used to seeing french on pretty much every single thing here it seems weird for there to be just english now lol

 

weird when you fall asleep putting socks on and wake up with one sock.

 

its quite common for there to be both spanish and english on our stuff. i have seen french also.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkGGo2sg97A"]Epitaph - King Crimson - YouTube

 

not yet fucker...internet guy has not arrived

my yard this morning

 

^^^ Nice!


Cold, but nice.

 

Good morning stoners :sunny:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuj-PCa0HAE"]Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros- Come in Please - YouTube

 

I think I'm going to leave work early and do some Christmas shopping for my wife... or I might just go home and smoke a joint and order it all online.

 

Good afternoon