chatastrophic circumstances

Man I would love to go to Australia

Always been #1 on my places to go list, and unfortunately I've never made it there... The flight would be fucking brutal though I imagine... I hate flying.

How is life down under GG?

 

Hash is hard to come buy around these parts i can get anything else but some good old hash

 

i took my road test in a standard trans diesel 4x4 toyota bj42


in 1992

 

in 1986

 

i don't really ever find hash around here at all either. i'd like to get some... i've only done hash a couple times in big groups.

 

Make your own

Dry sieve is easy as hell... shit, so are bubble bags.. very easy to make hash with relatively little knowledge and obtain still decent product that will get you high as a kite..

Making connoisseur-quality full melt hash is a different story though.. And when you think about it, the only reason hash actually burns is because of impurities, plant matter that got pushed through the screens. Pure trich heads however, is nothing but oils, therefore they melt...

I'm about to run to the store real quick.. doing a small dry sieve batch, gonna attempt to get full melt out of this run, but I doubt its gonna happen... However, I'm going to the store to pick up a magnifying glass... I figure if I can see the trichs and plant materials close up as I go along, I can see how well I'm doing and adjust the process accordingly..

here's to hoping :cheers2:

 

fuckers....all this talk about doobs and now i gots ta git oot me skizzors

 

i was composing a big post on buble and decided to just show him some at the end of the summer

 

fuuck, i failed again?! In my defence, that instructor was a bitch. She looked pissed off the entire time. I tried talking and all she would say is "mhm" and every light i went through turned yellow as i was under it so i made a joke out of it and she just glared at me. Then i almost missed a turn and so i said "oh woops, i'm sorry, this is my first time ever driving here" and she literally said "good for you" in the most sarcastic voice ever.

She failed me because i went 50km/h (the speed limit) through a park zone... but the park zone sign didn't even say "30km/h" fuckkk, i knew this would mess me up, that's the one question i asked on here and i still didn't know the answer and it's what caused me to fail.......

I can book another apointment at midnight tonight, we'll see how many more months i have to wait i'm so depressed now

 

There's always next time brother at least you tried

 

whoops...didnt you see the pdf link for road signs in bc that i posted....i did that because of that very question...

 

I did see it... when i got home after failing, lol...

I'm more or less just dissapointed because of the fact i failed twice, and it's embaressing... even though i know a lot of guys that have failed anywhere from 4-7 times... but still, it sucks having to get my girlfriend to drive me places, i should be the one driving her places.. It like kills my pride haha...

 

I dont know any guys that failed



just girls

 

that's funny because i actually don't know any girls that have failed...

4 of my friends which are girls that have their licences, all passed on their first try...

and none of my guy friends have licences, we have all failed numerous times now...

I honestly think the system is sexist or something, all my female friends are the scariest drivers i've ever met, even my girlfriend can't drive worth shit... she almost killed me one time by turn the wrong way in a one way street... and all the other girls swerve all over the road.

I'm a good driver, everyone that drives with me even says so, i only failed last time because i missed a road sign (my own fault) and this time i failed because everyone kept telling me different things about what that one sign meant, so i didnt know if i was supposed to slow down or not... Apparently i was supposed to lol

 

hahaha omg i feel like such a retard...

There was this cool looking thing sitting here on my desk for the past few days now, i'm assuming my mom brought it home for me while she was gone on vacation, so i'm just sitting here bored and pick it up, thinking it was some weird abstract-looking piece of chocolate... So i unwrap the top of it, and take a bite...

Turns out it was wax, how did i not know that?! My moms going to come in here one day and see this, thinking "wtf why is there a bite missing out of it?"

 

so I was tripping the other day on your favorite substance 4aces. and I thought the dishwasher finish was a candy bar, I opened it up and totally tried to take a bite from it.. in my defense I was tripping and it looks like a mini candy bar in the wrapper and all. :2thumbsup:

 

when i got my licence there was only 1 road test part and it was through my town for a good 20 minutes plus about 10 minutes on this little course that they had at the ministry.

.i aced...perfect score.

..then as i am standing at the counter this lady is saying how well i did and i am thinking i was hot shit..

..all of a sudden she pulls out this massive poster from under the counter and it has every fucking road sign known to man on it and she starts asking me what each one meant...

.completely threw me for a loop....i was guessing the stupidist things and made 4 mistakes....you were only allowed 3 mistakes but she said she would let me pass.....that was 76 i was 16

since then i have started over 3 times for various legal reasons and had to redo all the tests

 

Life down under I have to say is treating me pretty damn good!!!

And ya the flight was brutal...... picture this 1st time flying anywhere I decide to fly around the world pretty much haha!! with a 3 month old too at the time :mickey:

 

now yer a sheila

 

These poor kids, all getting a bad rap for eating things they shouldn't eat "for ages 3+" "keep out of reach of children" etc... But see, not only kids put things in their mouth that don't belong there... This is ageism.

haha i'm so glad we don't have to name all the road signs like that, we do have to do something kind of like that when getting our learners permit though, but it's on a computer and multiple choice...

But the actual driving test is so much more difficult now i think, or at least here it is, it takes a total of 3 years to even get your full actual licences nowadays and they're trying to extend that even longer...

My dad actually took his road test at the exact same place i went today... He passed on his first try, yet he was 15 minutes late and drunk because he was out all night partying with friends which continued into the next morning (this was when he was 16-17)

My dad passed while drunk, yet me and many many others can't even pass after multiple times, not drunk? And back then you only needed your learners permit for 30 days... now it's 1 year, and we have another 2 years after that inwhich we are only aloud to drive with 1 other person in the car while we have our licences..

It's rediculous now... It's insane how much has changed.