chatastrophic circumstances

I never know where to share these things so that they will be enjoyed the most. I hope you all appreciate this.

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wow wee..that is a scary sounding crow...no way i could handle that....1 of my roosters crows about 50 times a day

 

i dont think i could handle that rolling

 

Back when i was in school i'd sometimes wake up early on a weekend, thinking i had school lol and now it's continued over to work..

But it was nice getting up early today, rather than sleeping in to 1pm like usual, wasting my only day off.

One of my strings on my guitar broke, so i went into a music store looking for some new strings.. and came out with a new Fender acoustic guitar, fuck me and my impulsive shopping lol

I really need to start saving up for university, it's all coming out of my own pocket. First i spent $200 on my phone.. told myself it would be my last 'big purchase' for a while.. 3 days later, i spent $120 on the vaporizer.. told myself the same thing again.. and now today, just a few days later, spent a little over $300 on the guitar.. for real this time, last big purchase! I'm not going to spend anything from now on.. except, i am in need of some more weed.. but after that!

 

what you gonna do when the string on that one breaks.. ??

 

buy a new 1700 dollar electric one

 

gram of coke is a better chick magnet.. 80bucks tops.

 

borat said the hummer is a total pussy magnet

 

WENT TO THAT FEST ON the Benjamin parkway today saw couple good bands perform had fun lots of police through like everywhere

 

It's okay, it came with extras

 

the dust is already building up on it..

play us a tune mr fantasy..

 

Damn my eyes!!!

 

one day i'll record a song and post it on here

hahaha my girlfriend is so gullible, it's amazing... She told me a joke that i've already heard before, so i answered it correctly... and she was all like "how did you know that?!" and so i told her that she told me it last night.. and she was like "whaat? but i just heard it today for the first time! how did i tell you it last night?!" ...long story short.... 15 minutes later, i got her convinced that she must have blacked out and has holes in her memory, i then continued to tell her all of this stuff that happened last night (stuff that didnt actually happen, of course) and she believed it all...

She now thinks she has black outs where she is unable to control her thoughts and actions, and is shaking and on the verge of tears because she thinks shes insane i almost blew it by bursting out in laughter, so i had to leave the room, to type this... i better go tell her the truth before she starts crying hahaha

It's crazy how gullible she is, maybe i'm just an amazing liar.. i can make it seem so real.. I mess with her and play jokes on her like this alll the time.. yet she falls for them every single time! i love it.

 

hahaha she's going through her entire phone now in paranoia because she's making sure she remembers every text she sent she's literally freaking out! I can't even bring myself to tell her im just kidding because this is way to hilariuous, its so hard trying to act concerned... i'm just egging her on, and adding to the problem, making her think its worse and worse, putting all these ideas in her head like "what if this isnt the only time it's happened?" etc.. ohman...

 

I got her convinced that she has dymentia or alzeimers now! and coincidently that runs in her family, worked out perfectly! She's so worried and scared now, why do i feel so accomplished?! I always get the best feeling when i make her fall for my evil jokes... I still haven't told her i'm kidding yet... I usually wait until she's on the verge of tears lolol

One time i convinced her i was moving to another country... it went a little to far and she burst out in tears and ran off before i could tell her i was kidding

 

is she.....

 

Somebody should spank your ass.

 

kinky