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Sometimes when I'm gonna have a coffee break and roll a cigarette I call it a "pretend joint"... It don't get me high, but I can pretend.

 

speaking of fat fucks. the lineperson today on womens tennis, she got down out the chair and was pointing at the lines.. sweat marks on her ass.. that was my q to go do some work..

 

what do you do if you overfill the oil on the lawnmower? its smoking pretty bad, thought it might just burn off a bit, but it might be too much.

 

drain all the oil and only fill with 14oz.

 

k. i hope we didnt screw it up. we certainly made a mess, now its starting to rain, so we cant even test it.

 

just take the oil checker thing off and tipp out the extra ...recheck level before starting it


there is usually a drain plug underneath but its easier to just tip it to take out a bit


it will probably keep smoking a few minutes even when the level is right ...needs to burn the overflow out of the muffler

 

you should look in the book cause it could be more or less,, mine takes 14oz.. if its common one those 3.5/4.5 mowers... look up model on the internet .. some take 20oz.

 

should really use the plug cause tipping is messy and not EPA friendly..

 

epa can kiss my ass

 

we did it in the shed we will be taking down. tried to catch most, and did, but some missed and got on the tile. we looked for the drain, couldnt find one. im going to have to dig out the booklet. my garage used to be a garage, where you could find stuff. still has a bunch of my moms crap in there in the way.

 

it usually has a square hole ...you just stick a ratchet and extension in it

 

I have a job interview with the EPA on the 17th..
also have one with the Norfolk Southern Railroad the same day..
Im a failure Im fucked in both cases..

 

i need to find something too before i drown too much

 

Our job interviews are easy. Can you pour beer? Drive? Party? Friendly?

Hired.

 

When i see a gay person missing several front teeth i cant help but wonder if they didnt take care of them. Or they were a victim of a gay bashing. And if they never fixed them because sex is better with no teeth around the penis.

 

Better laid than never.

 

And What Makes You So Sure They Are Gay...... ...??????



Cheers Glen.

 

Well usually they say something like "i am gay" or "my boyfriend likes this song too". But sometimes there are less subtle clues.

 

you make it sound like you see fags with no teeth all over town?.....or at least more than once,,,,,which is unusual to say the least....

I don't have nice teeth....8 grand for new ones