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  1. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    So I didn't find the secret handshake to unlock my steering column yet.
    I'm considering sacrificing chickens, with my key turned to the left and my blinker to the right. Maybe that'll work.
     
  2. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    are sure you are putting the key into the slot correctly?

    are you sure its a car key?

    are you sure its your car?

    maybe get a man to help?


    i'm kidding ...I cannot help:)
     
  3. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    My car acted up at one time and it was an anti theft feature. I had to put the ignition to on position and wait for the dash lights to stop signalling then remove the key and it started and the steering wheel was free again. Not sure if this is what is wrong with yours but it might be worth a try. It took about 2 minutes for the lights to stop flashing and reset the anti theft.
     
  4. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    try locking and unlocking the car door using the key instead of the remote....in cadillacs it also resets the antitheft
     
  5. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    The old fella around the building helped me. It wasn't locked, it was just tough as fuck because there is a huge fucking leak in my power steering line.

    I fucking knew when I hit that monster of a pot hole the other night that something would get fucked up. Figures.
     
  6. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    go back to the pothole....pour power steering fluid on the pavement under your van....take some pictures......get one of the local buddies to ''witness''......make a claim against the city
     
  7. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    Property Damage and Claim FAQ

    My vehicle was damaged in a pothole. What should I do??

    Do not continue to drive your vehicle if it is not operating properly. Have a licensed automobile mechanic inspect the damage. If you believe the damage will exceed your automobile insurance deductible, contact your insurance representative for assistance.
    Be sure to note the exact location of the accident and notify the City so that any needed repair work can be completed.​
    If you choose to take photos to send to the City, be sure to include one that shows where the hole is in relationship to the street and any nearby buildings.
     
  8. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    i cant see any possible way for a pothole to damage a steering line

    it would have happened anyway..probably rusted through


    no snow here..its cold but nice...i went and did that little trip i needed and it was fun..was able to do 120 most of the way...opp was doing radar on the way there but was watching the other side and was gone by the time i came back
     
  9. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    Thanks. My bro stopped by and took pics of my leak.
    I seem to be dripping something silver, too. Dunno what that is.

    I'll have to call CAA and see where I can get this puppy towed. There's a few shops around the area. Probably wait for tomorrow at this point.
     
  10. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    i'm a wee bit twisted...but to the untrained eye and totally out context????????????????????????????

    it would seem that y'all have a super close relationship

    I know

    I disgust me also
     
  11. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    LOL and ewww.
     
  12. Lynnbrown

    Lynnbrown Firecracker

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    I think people should be able to claim some kind of dependent status for their cars on income tax. You have to keep them up, pay for insurance, maintenance, etc...Do Canadians have to do income tax returns?

    I'm off work today! :D

    I've gotten a (very) little bit done as far as here in the house; but, the main thing I got done today was get some new firecracker material. :hurray: just waiting (forever it seems - lol) for them to kick in. :)
     
  13. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    steering fluid is normally clear but can look silvery

    also brake fluid


    some people use red atf in steering and it works but its not the right stuff
     
  14. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor


    a car is considered a luxury

    no deductions unless its used for business use

    yes we have income tax..thats why our roads are in such nice shape (sarcasm)
     
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  16. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Goin' down to 8f tonight... gonna switch over to coal and use the last of it up.
     
  17. Lynnbrown

    Lynnbrown Firecracker

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    About a car being a luxury...I can see the gubmint saying that and being right IF there is an available public transportation system. Many (most) cities in the south have no public transportation. Anyway, I honestly can't fathom not having a car. Many people I work with don't have a car...blows my mind.

    If I didn't have a car, I know beyond the shadow of a doubt I wouldn't have a job. Nobody but nobody would take me anywhere but to the doctor when I couldn't drive and had a cast :p...I know I wouldn't be able to get a ride to work on a regular basis.
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    That wildlife overpass is WONDERFUL! :2thumbsup:


    Edit: I remember I could talk my son into taking me a few places, but DEARGOD I had to have a specific reason, rather reasons for him to agree. As long as I was being fed and not laying in the floor with blood flowing from my mouth, nose and ears - I'm considered FINE!

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  18. deleted

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    not sure I like the curtain hooks. got beads on the top to help them roll, but ive decided to go with 2 shower curtains split in the middle. since the beads seem to jam in the middle. they seem to sit better on the ends that straight across..
     
  19. unfocusedanakin

    unfocusedanakin The Archaic Revival Lifetime Supporter

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    This is what greeted me on Battlefield. WTF? I knew this day would come but I'm still pissed. They would beam commercials into your dreams if they could figure out how.
    [​IMG]
     
  20. broony

    broony Banned

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    When I play the ps3, its only skyrim and other console games..

    On the computer I only play starcraft or other blizzard games.. and their ads are only for other blizzard games..

    The gaming world is taking another shift from everything turning online trying to replace the computer in many ways.
     
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