change one word... famous movie quote edition

I'm not leaving.
I never liked prison .
I definitely kissed a frog.
I always was sober ,instead of a wrench which is who you married.

 

I'm not leaving.
I never liked Earth.
I definitely kissed a frog.
I was always sober,instead of a wrench which is who you married.

 

I'm not leaving.
I never liked Earth.
I definitely kissed a soldier.
I was always sober,instead of a wrench which is who you married

 

I'm not leaving.
I never liked Earth.
I definitely missed a soldier.
I was always sober,instead of a wrench which is who you married.

 

I'm not comfortable.
I never liked Earth.
I definitely missed a soldier.
I was always sober,instead of a wrench which is who you married.

 

I'm not comfortable.
I never liked Earth.
I definitely missed a soldier.
I was always sober,instead of an angel which is who you married.

 

I'm not comfortable.
I never liked Earth.
I definitely missed a birthday.
I was always sober,instead of an angel which is who you married.

 

I'm not comfortable.
I never liked Earth.
I definitely missed a birthday.
I was always sexy, instead of an angel which is who you married.

 

I'm not comfortable.
I never liked Earth.
I definitely missed a birthday.
I was always sexy, instead of an angel which is who you divorced.

 

I'm not comfortable.
I never liked caviar.
I definitely missed a birthday.
I was always sexy, instead of an angel which is who you divorced.

 

I'm not comfortable.
I forever liked caviar.
I definitely missed a birthday.
I was always sexy,instead of an angel which is who you divorced.

 

time for a new quote my friends....



from the movie

American Beauty 1999

Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one...the day you die.

 

Remember those posers that said "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one...the day you die.

 

Remember those posers that said
Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one...the day you die.
Remember those posers that said
Today is the first hamburger of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one...the day you die.

 

Remember those posers that said "Today is the first hamburger of the rest of your diet"? Well, that's true of every day but one...the day you die.

 

Remember those posers that said "Today is the juiciest hamburger of the rest of your diet"? Well, that's true of every day but one...the day you die.

 

Remember those posers that said "Today is the juiciest hamburger of the rest of your diet"? Well, what's true of every day but one...the day you die.

 

Remember those cooks that said "Today is the juiciest hamburger of the rest of your diet"? Well, that's true of every day but one...the day you die.

 

Remember those cooks that said "Today is the juiciest hamburger of the rest of your diet"? Well, that's true of every day but one...the day you explode.

 

Remember those crooks that said "Today is the juiciest hamburger of the rest of your diet"? Well, that's true of every day but one...the day you explode.