change one word... famous movie quote edition

I'm completely psychotic I never had shoes. I nearly kissed an albatross, I would've been tall ,instead of a frog, which is what you married

 

I'm completely psychotic I never had shoes. I nearly killed an albatross, I would've been tall ,instead of a frog, which is what you married

 

I'm completely psychotic. I never had feet. I nearly killed an albatross, I would've been tall ,instead of a frog, which is what you married

 

I'm completely psychotic. I never had feet. I nearly killed an albatross, I would've been tall ,instead of a druggie, which is what you married

 

I'm completely pink. I never had feet. I nearly killed an albatross, I would've been tall ,instead of a druggie, which is what you married

 

I'm completely pink. I never had feet. I nearly killed an officer, I would've been tall ,instead of a druggie, which is what you married

 

I'm completely pink. I never had feet. I nearly killed an officer, I would've been tall ,instead of a druggie, which is what you arrested.

 

I'm completely pink. I never had feet. I nearly killed an aardvark , I would've been tall ,instead of a druggie, which is what you arrested.

 

I'm completely dysfunctional .
I never had feet.
I nearly killed an aardvark , I would've been tall ,instead of a druggie, which is what you arrested

 

I'm completely dysfunctional .
I never had feet.
I nearly killed an aardvark , I would've been tall ,instead of a shoplifter, which is what you arrested

 

I'm completely dysfunctional .
I never had bullets.
I nearly killed an aardvark , I would've been tall ,instead of a shoplifter, which is what you arrested

 

I'm completely dysfunctional . I never had bullets.
I nearly killed an aardvark , I always been tall ,instead of a shoplifter, which is what you arrested

 

I'm completely dysfunctional .
I never had bullets.
I nearly killed an aardvark , I always been honest ,instead of a shoplifter, which is what you arrested

 

I'm completely dysfunctional .
I never had bullets.
I definitely killed an aardvark , I would've been honest ,instead of a shoplifter, which is what you arrested

 

I'm completely dysfunctional .
I never had bullets.
I definitely ate an aardvark , I always been honest ,instead of a shoplifter, which is what you arrested

 

I'm completely dysfunctional .
I never had bullets.
I definitely ate an aardvark , I always been honest ,instead of a priest which is what you arrested

 

I'm completely dysfunctional .
I never steal bullets.
I definitely ate an aardvark , I always been honest ,instead of a priest which is what you arrested

 

I'm completely dysfunctional .
I never had bullets.
I definitely ate an aardvark , I always been honest ,instead of a sociopath which is what you arrested

 

I'm completely dysfunctional .
I never had bullets.
I definitely robbed an aardvark , I always been honest ,instead of a sociopath which is what you arrested

 

I'm completely dysfunctional .
I never had bullets.
I definitely robbed an officer , I always been honest ,instead of a sociopath which is what you arrested