change one word... famous movie quote edition

"I completely understand! I coulda had cheerios. I coulda been a farmer, I could've been president, instead of a tomato, which is what I grow."
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"I completely understand! I coulda had cheerios. I coulda been a farmer, I could've been president, instead of a zucchini, which is what I grow."

 

"I completely understand! I coulda had cheerios. I coulda been a farmer, I could've been Italian, instead of a zucchini, which is what I grow."

 

"I completely understand! I coulda had chutzpa.I coulda been a farmer,I could've been Italian,instead of a zucchini,which is what I grow"

 

"I completely understand! I coulda had pudding .I coulda been a farmer,I could've been Italian,instead of a zucchini,which is what I grow"

 

"I completely understand! I coulda had pudding .I coulda been a farmer,I could've been Italian,instead of a zucchini,which is what you grow"

 

"I completely understand! I coulda had Madonna.I coulda been a farmer,I could've been Italian,instead of a zucchini,which is what you grow."

 

"I completely understand! I coulda had Madonna.I coulda been a farmer,I could've been Italian,instead of a zucchini,which is what you admire."

 

"I completely understand! I coulda had wings .I coulda been a farmer,I could've been Italian,instead of a zucchini,which is what you admire."

 

"I completely understand! I coulda had wings .I coulda been a farmer,I could've been Infected ,instead of a zucchini,which is what you admire.

 

"I completely understand! I coulda had wings .I coulda been a farmer,I could've been Infected ,instead of a corpse ,which is what you admire.

 

"I completely snapped! I coulda had wings .I coulda been a farmer,I could've been Infected ,instead of a zucchini,which is what you admire.

 

"I completely snapped! I coulda had wings .I coulda been an actor,I could've been Infected ,instead of a zucchini,which is what you admire."

 

"I completely snapped! I coulda had wings .I coulda wanted an actor,I could've been Infected ,instead of a zucchini,which is what you admire."

 

"I completely snapped! I coulda had brains
I coulda been an actor,I could've been Infected ,instead of a zucchini,which is what you admire."

 

"I completely snapped! I coulda had brains
I coulda been an actor,I could've been Infected ,instead of a zucchini,which is how you admire."

 

"I completely snapped! I coulda had brains, I coulda been an actor, I could've been famous ,instead of a zucchini, which is how you admire."

 

"I completely snapped! I coulda had brains, I coulda been an actor, I could've been famous ,instead of a zucchini, which is how you smell."

 

I completely snapped! I coulda had brains, I coulda been an actor, I could've been famous ,instead of a pig, which is how you smell.

 

I'm completely snapped! I coulda had brains, I coulda been an actor, I could've been famous ,instead of a pig, which is how you smell.