Cellphones

What about computers? I HATE computers too!

P.S. T-Mobile can eat a fat dick.

 

I'm still bleeding and trying to regain control over the pain centres in my brain and my bowels, I may not be able to compete in every event at least not in a white tracksuit. also please move your car off me.

 

You are asking too much mate.

 

All right how about just not spinning the tires on me? and the base bins in your car are giving me a headache, Ohh can I borrow your mobile I wanna get an ambulance and a pizza, you want anything a can of lilt or anything? my treat.(so cold, light fading, never saw Paris)

 

Ok I will allow that, only if its a large extra cheesy pizza!

 

...this is my new cell phone I'm going to get...

 

Done! 'dies, all the women of the world enter convents in mourning then leave a week later feeling silly'