catch your partner masturbating!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL well he did try that once..wasn't asleep very long after that!! LOL..but we're no longer together..

 

haha yup you definitely dont stay alseep long

 

does that male or female mean me or them?

at any rate mostly happy because it would mean more time to myself to play on the computer and otherwise create and explore. sorry to say it but i no longer care enough about sex to even masterbate, except when i come accross what is to me really good litterary eroticism, generaly involving things i would not wish to promote and would not like find nearly as erotic, in real life.

and masterbation IS natural, and for most people neccessary to good health, even when they DO have compatable and stimulating partners

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man. i don't even know what the deal is, but as with booshnoogs, just seeing your avatar turns me on. :cheers: you're quite the overachiever.

 

dave wakes me up for sex every now and again. THAT KICKS FUCKING ASS. it's why i married him.

 

Yeah...That's hot. I'd be happy, & helping!

^I wish my man was good for sleepy sex. Hell, I can't even get morning sex. He simply doesn't perform when he's sleepy.

 

you need to wake him up lol dump water on him or something morning sex is great

 

Oooh, I like that. Early morning nookie is my absolute favorite.

I told my mother that not very long ago and she said no way. She said that first thing in the morning she would be too worried about how she looked, her hair all a mess, mascara down her eyes, and whether her breath smelled, that kind of thing. I told her she hasn't found the right man to make her feel comfortable enough, and, she needs to get over her insecurities because being woken up to pleasure kicks some major booty. Fantastic way to start a day.

 

Anyway, catching partner masturbating?

I say, very hot.

 

I bet he thinks supermodels are too skinny too.

And porn is too funny to be a turn on.


Back to the original question though, yes, way hot.

 

:bigcry: ... sniffle sniffle... pout*

 

Awww, poor Weavie!

 

haha they are! he tells me i could you use more meat on my bones and im NOWHERE near supermodel skinny

on the subject of porn - it does nothing for either of us

 

My husband and I look at porn either KJ, not our thing, or maybe more like, not my thing and he respects that. But, we have been known to make our own, however that's under some major lock and key.

 

You're just so darn adorable

 

we rarely watch porn. very rarely. but every now and then, about 2 or 3AM, dave just wakes up ravenous for some sex. and if i happen to be lucky enough to sleep longer than dave in the morning, he can't keep his hands off me.

 

Rarely is different than not-at-all

For example, I rarely pleasure myself. No more than 8-10 times per week tops. (Unless I'm not getting any sex that week of course.)

 

Geez oh man boosh, you still spank it 8-10 times a week?! Damn, you've got the libido of a teenager!

 

What I lack in quality I make up for in quantity

 

oh, well, that's not too bad.