carry on a conversation using only movie quotes...

Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? ALLLLLLLLLLLL righty then.

 

"don't call 911"

"it's not illegal, it's just frowned upon, like masterbating on a plane"

 

You musta been somethin' before electricity..

 

So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday, and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, "So where can a guy find some action? I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." And I says, "What kinda action?" and he says, "Woman action, what do I look like?" And I says, "Well, what do I look like, I don't arrange that kinda thing," and he says, "I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake," and I says, "Well, this ain't that kinda place."

 

All right, Popeye's here! get your hands on your heads, get off the bar, and get on the wall!

 

Yippy-ki-yay motherfucker

 

I swear I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that was... awesome. But sorry about your car, man. That... That sucks.

 

And in the morning, I'm making waffles..

 

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

 

We're gonna have to go back to town and get a whole shit-load of dimes.

 

i'm saying, she needs money, man. and of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! she's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man?........... Sir?..

 

What the fuck am I doing in the back?! You the mother-fucker should be on brain detail!

 

As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!

 

say what one more time mother fucker!

 

Alright, stop right there and I'll bring back the sun. Okay, this is my sister, you can all have her. I hear she's very good...

 

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

 

I had his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

 

No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter...

 

nudge nudge. wink wink. know what i mean?

 

Are you saying I can take this money if I help you pass the test?