carry on a conversation using only movie quotes...

(there is a large pile of shit on the ground)
Father Son, now that your going out into the world, there's something you should know. You see that?
Navin Yeah.
Father That's shit. And this: shinola.
Navin Shit, shinola.
Father Son, you're going to be all right. Now what town are you going to try for first?
Navin Well I thought I'd try to go to St. Louis, because that is where that radio program was coming from.
(as they walk away, Navin walks through the shit)


(the jerk)

 

That's right, if then. Believe me Delmar, woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.

 

] Hey, listen to me. I'm the boss, not Aunt Wendy. When it's your time to use the bathroom, you tell Aunt Wendy to get the fuck out of the bathroom! What are you, men or mice? She's hoggin' the bathroom - call me! Call me, and I'll throw her the fuck out!

 

All my life I had to fight. I had to fight my daddy. I had to fight my uncles. I had to fight my brothers. A girl child ain't safe in a family of mens, but I ain't never thought I'd have to fight in my own house!

 

Just because you're smart doesn't mean you can't act stupid.

 

Hey, kids, it's me. I bet you thought that I was dead. But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head. HA HA HA.

 

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

 

Freedom!!!!!!!!

 

I hear this place is restricted, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?

 

money makes the world go round

 

The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room

 

They sit there in their pretend little lives....in their pretend homes

 

Any time you try a decent crime, you got fifty ways you can fuck up. You think of twenty-five of them and you're a genius. And you ain't no genius. You remember who told me that?

 

Hey, Boris. What would you do if I told you your pinko Commie mother sucked so much dick, her face looks like an egg?

 

You are a free man. I am not. There is a difference. If I resent the men in London who are ordering my death, then it is a small thing when compared with my resentment of the KGB.

 

Ohh... nothing makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder in the... aaaiirrrplane.

 

what you want, a cookie?

 

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.

 

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep who could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?

 

FiNE RiCHiE, YOU CAN EAT THE THiN MiNTS AT MY FUNERAL.