carry on a conversation using only movie quotes...

Mama always said, dying was a part of life.

 

My mama always said, "Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're gonna get."

 

my mama always said "two tears in a bucket - motherfuck it."

 

Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that, not one bit. So, me watching he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says “WHY SO SERIOUS!?”. He comes at me with the knife “why so serious!?” Sticks the blade in my mouth "lets put a smile on that face!" aaaand….. why so serious.

 

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do, it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. It's not just the uniform, it's the stories you tell! Lee Harvey, you are a madman! The time you stole that cow and your friends tried to make it with the cow! I want to party with you cowboy, with you and me together....forget it!

Bill Murray
Stripes

 

All you need is scented candles, massage oil, and Barry White... Write that down! Look at me! NO COCK PUMP!

 

i wanna mustache damn it! i wanna look like burt reynolds!

 

who wants a mustache ride!!

 

Take me to bed or lose me forever!

 

All right, remember - alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you!

 

Why you old men gotta talk so much? You gotta talk yourself into fucking me? Like little boys. It's okay. I'm grown, I know. We can go slow.

 

We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life.

 

Two men enter....One man leaves

 

Where'd you go psycho boy?

 

Norman?? is that you Norman?.............Yes mother....Psycho

 

Listen, Junior. You caught me and my friend here in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.

 

OK, remember when Paul McCartney wrote the song "Michelle" and then he only wrote the first part, Annie said. And then he gave that part to John Lennon, and he wrote the part that said, "I love you, I love you, I love you." And Annie said that it wouldn't have been the same song without that... and that's why the whole world cried when the Beatles broke up on April 10, 1970.

 

shut tha fuck up donnie!!

 

"If I only had a brain"

 

Because of your thoughtlessness, we've missed the field trip lunch at McDonald's - which the students on the other buses are now enjoying. We will return to school, for a *cold* lunch. In the cafeteria.