Canada v. US! TO THE DEATH!

Australasia pwns North America suckas

 

you do have wombats.....

 

Wombats and koalas are gay. Thats all you ignorant North Americans seem to care about.

We eat them.

 

This post might as well have been in Arabic, so I'm just gonna stick with SHUT UP, I CALL I WIN.

Cate is to Canada as Helen is to Troy. We will fight for her.

 

And Face Eater - Australasia isn't even a real place. If you sail too far in that direction you just fall off the edge of the world. I see right through the Australasian conspiracy!

...but if it did happen to exist I would totally eat the shit out of a koala. I mean...wait. Not literally. I mean like I would eat a koala with great gusto.

Whatever.

 

america doesn't have the will to fight, and Quebecois hate america enough to really take it too far.

you will lose.

 

You should all be focusing on the REAL THREAT - Impoverished Middle Eastern people, duh.

 

Well, yeah, probably, especially since all our soldiers are off losing wars in other places. Basically the only men left between the ages of 20 and 35 are gay dudes, and I'm pretty sure gay guys actually like Canada. (Seems like something they'd do.)

 

you forgot epileptics, and people with AS, asthmatics, and other undesirables.

I represent those three groups of undesirables specifically, and am willing to bet they support canada, or just don't give a shit.

 

You're an epileptic asthmatic gay?

I kindof want to party with you now.

 

epileptic asthmatic borderline asperger.

 

That sounds pretty fun too.

 

I do a lot of rocking back and forth and twitching.

 

Me too, although I don't have a medical excuse for it.

 

sometimes I lose three or four hours od the day, wake up aching all over from grueling muscle contractions, a pounding headache and a hole bitten in my tongue......

which COULD be a great weekend's results, but, alas, tis not so.......

 

So nearly my brother.
But he's not in america and I wouldn't trade him anyway so that was pointless...


Who's winning?
I think GB.

 

canada.

always canada.

 

Wait, so Canada's a country again?

People, people, you need to make up your minds.

 

I'd love to disagree, but honestly...yeah, it looks like the good ol' red white & blue is getting its ass kicked.

 

canada, soon to be the worlds only superpower.