Canada v. US! TO THE DEATH!

very tasty.

 

I'm a turncoat for canada.

 

montana, you mean.

 

You dumbass Jon Stewart wasnt even born in Canada.. Trenton NJ

 

He meant Peter Jennings, I'm sure

 

Going to war on false pretenses... Sounds like another American I know

 

Yeah! I meant Peter Jennings! Same thing!

Dave, you traitor.

 

Ummmm... Jefferson Davis?

 

FDR

 

LOLZ

David Koresh

 

Wait, so if Canada doesn't exist then you've basically just started war on two of your states. That's kinda mean.

But of course, I'm siding with the majority cos no one wants to be on the losing side!

 

Whatever. Puerto Rico and Guam are right there waiting to replace them, and those two places are way awesomer than Montana and Wyoming anyway.

 

I bet they aren't. I bet they're just pretending so they can laugh at you once you've killed two states off.

 

Reasons you shouldn't destroy Canada:

 

Oh shit, that's right...Cate's a Canadian. And a national treasure. But that's cool - Dave already switched sides and that means we get Cate. It's only fair.

 

I don't think that's how it works.

I think you get some nerd from vancouver for me.

 

Nickleback
Celine Dion
That sk8er boy chick
Waking Life

Enough said.

 

What if everyone teamed up against the US?
Afterall we're allowed to pick our sides.
That's it, I'm changing to Canada.

 

Wow, Jai. Et tu?

Dave, Cate's a total nerd. Not my fault she's the hottest nerd in the universe.

 

she admits freely I am nerdier than her, you need a nerd of equal magnitude to my own, that means at least 5000 magic the gathering vards, that means an emotional attachment to a specific edition of D&D rules, that means at least one computer mod element that is used in most mods FOR that game.