Can you swim?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by bird_migration, Jan 23, 2013.

  1. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    Yes Malestorm, we can all see the poll.
     
  2. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    Updated result after 11 votes:

    81.82% can swim
    9.09% can not swim
    9.09% never tried

    Truly amazing results thus far!
     
  3. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    you could learn mael. then you'll be able ta swim to and enjoy it.
     
  4. Maelstrom

    Maelstrom Banned

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    I live only a couple of miles away from the beach. If I wanted to swim, I would attempt it again. I tried swimming in the past, but I simply never could get the hang of it. Besides, I am not a water person.
     
  5. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    easy fix for that

    wear a pfd

    i rarely swim without one..if i pass out and drown id rather be found dead floating than getting hooked on those drag lines they use for finding bodies
     
  6. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    My dad gave me a swimming lesson when I was little. He was holding me in his arms as he asked me if I'd like to know how to swim. As quickly as I could say "yes" he threw me over the edge of the boat we were on. That was the end of the lesson.

    It's my opinion that swimming is like riding a bike. Any able bodied human can do it, it's just some people choose not to. That's why stories like the following make me sick....

    http://newamericamedia.org/2010/08/six-teens-drown-in-louisiana-river.php
     
  7. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed & Confused Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

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    Not very well. I can't float worth sh-t, the only fat I have is in my head.

    In high school and college we had to stay afloat for an hour, and I had a drown proofing class, but that was long ago. Also swam a mile once, couldn't do it now.

    My wife was on the swim team in high school.

    Almost drowned one time at the beach. My young son got caught in a rip tide and I pushed him clear, then it got me. I swam as hard as I could parallel to the beach till I cleared it. Didn't think I was going to make it as I was SPENT.

    I know one guy who drowned in the river saving his son, and another who broke his neck at the beach when he got slammed by a wave. He lived about two weeks.

    My wife's grandfather died in a Pittsburgh river back in the 30's or so. He worked on the barges and fell off through the ice. Couldn't get out.

    Oh, and I have a niece who may be headed to the next Olympics for swimming.
     
  8. EL Tuna

    EL Tuna Member

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    I grew up on the mississippi river and learned to swin before i could walk. We had a cabin, Family did and friends. I like to swim, But i dont go out of my way anymore. Its been years since ive been on the river and dont care if i ever ride in a boat again to tell the truth. My dad to this day still cant swim but spent decades on the water.
     
  9. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    well if your not really a water person you probably won't miss it,but if just bout gettin' the hang of it ,you could keep tryin' til ya get there.underwater swimming rocks!
     
  10. NightRose

    NightRose idiosynractic rose

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    First thing I wondered was whether or not it was likely you made this thread just so you could say that to someone. :rolleyes:

    Second, yes I can swim. :2thumbsup:
     
  11. bird_migration

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    Firstly, was it likely?

    Secondly, would it be more likely that I made this thread so I could ask hot chicks out for a swim?

    Thirdly, can I ask you out for a swim?
     
  12. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I swim.
     
  13. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    I was a lifeguard for a long time...on the coast and at a few pools.

    I taught swim lessons to kids and adults.

    I taught this one swim lesson at an old folks home...really really strange experience.

    I love the water...every time I'm near a lake, I have to swim across it.

    I've been considering picking up a weekend job at a local hotel that has been begging me to lifeguard there.
     
  14. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    I'm with BBAD on the pools though, I avoid them if I can.

    My favorite is cliff jumping. 75 feet is the tallest jump I've made.

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    I also love me some gnarly rope swing action

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  15. Isadoran

    Isadoran Member

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    I would live in water if I could. I love swimming. Especially in rivers with waterfalls like 4 corners in Vermont or Holyoke in MN.
     
  16. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Even worse, they don't usually find all of you. Our rotting joints are weak and the head sometimes falls off.

    You should never swim alone.
     
  17. Frieden

    Frieden Senior Member

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    I can do a doggy paddle and breast stroke. That's it, and that's all.
     
  18. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    well, if it had been the wish of the Almighty that we can swim, he would had given us webs, wouldn't he? So, now look at your hands and feet and tell us what you see.

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  19. odonII

    odonII O

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    I can do this...

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    ...there ends my swimming abilities.
     
  20. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    uhm, floating belly up like a dead fish?

    Regards
    Gyro
     
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