Can you pee with erect dick?

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  1. potsmokingnome

    potsmokingnome Member

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    I can't be with a full blown errection, but I can pee if its not fully rock hard. It just sprays out (I sit down for those pees lol)
     
  2. 4skin

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    Many years ago a long-term sex partner told me that ever since her teens she had fantasized about water sports and asked me if I would try to pee while my hard cock was inside her. The idea of water sports didn’t affect me one way or the other, but I knew from trying to pee with my morning woody that it would take a lot of trying - - and I looked forward to an extended period of taking turns giving each other hand and head.

    We put a bunch of towels on the bed and she told me that we wouldn’t be taking turns; that she was going to show me how grateful she was to me for trying to pee in her. Every few minutes she’d stop sucking and stroking and I’d slip my cock in her for a few (or maybe more) strokes - - pausing to attempt to pee - - no success, but she liked the pulsing feeling as I strained to pee.

    After maybe an hour I was finally able to pee a little bit - - she had a big “oooOH”, almost like when she orgasmed. We went through several cycles of my letting out a little urine and then feeling her pussy squeezing and releasing my cock until I finally lost it and started cumming - - which of course set her off - - which caused me to lose all bladder control - - so we really soaked those towels.

    Over the next few years we did a lot of playing and it got easier and easier for me to pee in her with a hard-on, but it was (and still is) just as hard as ever to pee with that morning woody.












    I love stroking my cock!
     
  3. ESRUOS ENO

    ESRUOS ENO Senior Member

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    For the majoriy of my adult life I have been getting up out of bed in the {my} morning..And I will always have a fully erect pole.. This makes the morning Piss a motherfucker... While I have tied to relax I can not due to a full bladder.. WTF>> Trying to hit the toilet is impossable.. Since the head swelling causes urine to spray everywhere but the bowl.. leading to a pissed up floor and a sooggy sock..damn..
    The lean over method dont work..

    SO I say fuck it... Every morning youll see me in the shower pissing like a MAD fireman
    with a out of control noosalll..........
     
  4. jia

    jia Member

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    ew. why don't you just sit down on the toilet?
     
  5. jrnyman

    jrnyman kermit

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    lol nobody pisses in the shower...... *cough*
     
  6. ESRUOS ENO

    ESRUOS ENO Senior Member

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    Have you ever seen a 9'' erect penis on a person trying to piss sitting down?
    Damn ID have to lean the top half of my body over that would be a nice rush since I just stood up from bed>

    I expected your response, your a female... You sould try to take a piss while standing on your head... Ill bet that would be something.
     
  7. jrnyman

    jrnyman kermit

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    yeah I have to do the bend over special too. I'm not nine inches but it hugs my body real tight
     
  8. ESRUOS ENO

    ESRUOS ENO Senior Member

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    yeah I was only kidding..cough I never pee in the shower..
    If you have never pissed in your own shower....? .. Id have to question how truthful you really are> ..

    What do you ppl have in your urine that you assume its TOXIC?

    I mean really you ppl seem like you have so many restraints..
    I dont play pee games but hell Its only wiz.....
     
  9. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    BWHAHAHHAHAHAHA :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  10. nextGENERATIONhippie

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    It is acually extremly hard to pee after cumming because your urinary sphincter closes before you cum and usually doesnt open until you get soft, the reason for this being that urine is very acidic and will kill your sperm. But, yea I can pee before masterbation with an erection
     
  11. Oneness

    Oneness Dead

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    Ive peed in the toilet standing 4 feet away with a hard cock once, it was super pressurized.
     
  12. cirano726

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    I have to automatically piss first thing in the morning. If it's too rock hard to bend, i just face the shower and let the water run.
     
  13. LexLuv101

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    I know this is for guys, but this is exaclty why I left another forum. It was aimed more toward teens, but still. They acted like everything had to go by the book. No you can't get pregnant on your period, no you can't urinate when erect... I've seen guys do it, so I know it's possible. This poll just helped boost my case
     
  14. Dude111

    Dude111 An Awesome Dude

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    Its hard but i have done it.
     
  15. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    lol, I know it's an old thread, but I had to post this picture. :D
     
  16. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    lol..this is another one of those threads where casting a vote sends you into the hipforums wormhole




    I vote no...I have high blood pressure and get really hard stiffies.. I can only pee with half-stiffies not full ones.
     
  17. Dude111

    Dude111 An Awesome Dude

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    Now if your OUTSIDE IN THE WOODS its not a big deal to pee UP IN THE AIR :D
     
  18. polske

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    I've done it - it doesn't seem to be a "BIG" problem .
     
  19. Michael1985

    Michael1985 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Never tried to pee hard. As for masturbating right after peeing, I'm sure I have, but I life to wait until after. I find a full bladder gives me a bigger load, and if I'm gonna have to pee after cumming anyway, I might as well just wait. ;)
     
  20. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    I can. It takes a bit of work. It's kind of like crimping a garden hose though.

    Stay Brown,
    Rev J
     

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