Can I be here?

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by emelia, May 5, 2008.

  1. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

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    I don't speak german... but I shall speak my world famous nonsensical spanglish :D
     
  2. nynysuts

    nynysuts No Gods, No Masters

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    It's latin....
     
  3. Finnaz

    Finnaz Champagne Socialist

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    lol yay! A proportion of my weed will have to be put aside methinks. Seeing as I've formed a pact to walk outta school on the last exam blazing.
     
  4. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

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    :lol:

    callate la boca mi niña!!!!! Espero k no hablas español...
     
  5. razy

    razy Fazed and Contused

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    Well emelia, I hope you understand that you have to pass the UK Hip Forumers Citizenship Test.

    Here it is:

    1. Do you know a good Diana joke?
    2. Do you often ramble on about matters of no consequence?
    3. Do'es thiss sentance anoy u?
    4. Do you like to plaster smilies all over your posts? :leaving:
    5. Are you addicted to Countdown/Neighbours/Hollyoaks?
    6. Do your parents/friends keep telling you to "get a haircut and get a real job"?
    7. Are you chronically depressed? :nopity:
    8. Should a weed be pulled out or smoked?
    9. Do you have a strange irrational fear of wandering into the main forums?
    10. Do you like wearing psychedelic spandex trousers?

    N.B. The pass rate is 80%.
     
  6. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

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    Well emelia, I hope you understand that you have to pass the UK Hip Forumers Citizenship Test.

    Here it is:

    1. Do you know a good Diana joke? no (I don't know what you mean...)
    2. Do you often ramble on about matters of no consequence? yes!
    3. Do'es thiss sentance anoy u? well,not that particular sentence, but if it were to go on in such a manner for a few sentences it would...
    4. Do you like to plaster smilies all over your posts? :leaving: yes :D
    5. Are you addicted to Countdown/Neighbours/Hollyoaks? ummm... no, since I don't get channels with such things
    6. Do your parents/friends keep telling you to "get a haircut and get a real job"? yes to the haircut, no to the job
    7. Are you chronically depressed? :nopity: no, quite the opposite :D
    8. Should a weed be pulled out or smoked? smoked
    9. Do you have a strange irrational fear of wandering into the main forums? I had a strange irrational fear of entering this one...
    10. Do you like wearing psychedelic spandex trousers? that would be awesome ^_^

    N.B. The pass rate is 80%.

    Did I win?
     
  7. razy

    razy Fazed and Contused

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    I have just had your paper returned by the external examiner, and I'm very pleased to say emelia that you scored 82.63%, congratulations you are now officially a UK Hip Forumer!
     
  8. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    Welcome aboard. :D
     
  9. nynysuts

    nynysuts No Gods, No Masters

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    Well emelia, I hope you understand that you have to pass the UK Hip Forumers Citizenship Test.

    Here it is:

    1. Do you know a good Diana joke?
    Oh Loads, all extremely tasteless
    2. Do you often ramble on about matters of no consequence?
    Have you ever read my posts?
    3. Do'es thiss sentance anoy u?
    Lithium!
    4. Do you like to plaster smilies all over your posts? :leaving:
    :party:
    5. Are you addicted to Countdown/Neighbours/Hollyoaks?
    Neighbours FTW!
    6. Do your parents/friends keep telling you to "get a haircut and get a real job"?
    Well haircut yeah, but my job is overtly real.
    7. Are you chronically depressed? :nopity:
    Have been
    8. Should a weed be pulled out or smoked?
    Smoked :spliff:
    9. Do you have a strange irrational fear of wandering into the main forums?
    Nah, I actually don't lol.
    10. Do you like wearing psychedelic spandex trousers?
    Can we swap this for flowery skirt?
    N.B. The pass rate is 80%.[/QUOTE]
     
  10. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    Since you're all taking the test now, I thought I would too.

     
  11. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

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    wooo!!!!
     
  12. razy

    razy Fazed and Contused

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    good solid scores there of 85% for nynysuts and 90% for Power_13
     
  13. dapablo

    dapablo redefining

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    you lot ever heard of MSN ?
     
  14. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

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    Indeed we have; if you look above, you will se me aking for their msns, and them giving it to me :D That's arounds when the convo started to dies down... :D
     
  15. dapablo

    dapablo redefining

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    didn't get anywhere near that far.. :)
     
  16. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

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    lol, well you can get involved in the decision of me being in this forum anyways :D What's the verdict?

    By the way, you look great in that top you're wearing :rolleyes:
     
  17. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    haha... i just read the whole thing... my eyes hurt :(

    TEST!
    1. Do you know a good Diana joke? no but i have hiccups.

    2. Do you often ramble on about matters of no consequence? why never!!! im as stiff lipped as they come. i actually had surgery to stiffen my lip. £4,000 it cost!!! The NHS is really going downhill, i mean a friend of mine actually had to go to Germany to get her lip stiffened but of course it wasn't as good quality. I can hold a pencil on my lip now. It is harder to drink though but Im not dehydrated yet. :)

    3. Do'es thiss sentance anoy u? no but i was expecting a blud on the end of it. :D

    4. Do you like to plaster smilies all over your posts? haha... plaster.... No i do it like a real man and USE SELLOTAPE!! *cough* woman... im a woman dammit!

    5. Are you addicted to Countdown/Neighbours/Hollyoaks? eastenders.

    6. Do your parents/friends keep telling you to "get a haircut and get a real job"? nope. my mum would kill me if i cut my hair.

    7. Are you chronically depressed? more importantly are you?? ... uh huh... yeah... and how does that make you feel?

    8. Should a weed be pulled out or smoked? PULLED OUT AND STAMPED ON!! and then we'll have a funeral for it and we can have sandwiches. Jam and cheese with pickle. Cheeses could vary. 2 bouquets plus whatever people bring. It'll be a nice sermon outside. No gifts except toasters. We need a new toaster.

    9. Do you have a strange irrational fear of wandering into the main forums? no. i just have nothing to say.

    10. Do you like wearing psychedelic spandex trousers? Ive never tried. You should demonstrate. :)
     
  18. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

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    I love you XD
     
  19. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    why thank you :)
    I love you too
     
  20. dapablo

    dapablo redefining

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    i reckon your at home already

    erm top ?
     

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