Breaking news in the love life of antithesis...

You shouldn't give up on it, I mean most everyone ends up liking it don't they, especially girls who need it more than guys

 

Why would I need it more than a guy? Eh? Eh?

Hmmm... I think it's funny that all in one night I had my first: holding of hands, cuddling, kissing, and sex. It was quite the night.

 

Make sure he doesn't wear a condom Antithesis - condoms make it hurt a thousand times worse - especially the ribbed ones.

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Me neither, not even a kiss?! I thought you were lying about that!

Maybe you should get on top next time, y'know...let gravity help.

I guess, if relating it to baseball, you nearly hit a home run, I prefer to relate it to ummm fishing, you ...caught a bass but it.... never mind

 

He wasn't wearing one at the time Brian. But since I am not taking birth control, he is going to be wearing one from now on. But I am going to get birth control soon.


I really was not kidding about never have been kissed Gary. That was 100% true. Sad, but really true. I think I told the guy that and he looked really surprised

I liked the fish analogy.

 

Props to ya, Anti.

 

Thanks Joe. Who knew that I would ever get some action!?

Oh, and I was on top for some of the time. We, uh, tried it in a lot of different ways....

 

I was just kidding Chrissy - a niced lubed Trojan may help the situation

 

Yea, maybe its time for you to lose your virginity now joe!



oh wait, you ain't 17 yet.

 

When did bein underage EVER stop someone from gettin some?

 

bondage???

 

All relationships are a form of bondage.

 

I called up a christian television TV show one time and told him I was a homosexual and he kept saying "we need to release you from this bondage" and I finally said "I can't do it" and hung up.. lmao. It was funny as crap. I have the recording from when I called him on my computer... I called him twice too. The second time I told him I wanted to pray for a friend addicted to porn.

Bill Keller... I think he was a stock broker convicted of embezzling and fraud... now he runs Liveprayer.com

 

Christains keep saying christ is gonna come and take them away.

What a merciful act that would be for the rest of us. Maybe he really IS God.

 

Hey chrissy! If you kinda sorta regreted it when you kinda sorta sobered up maybe that should kinda sorta tell you something.

 

Not in the sense that you are thinking of.

Yeah, it should tell me something Naykid, but I'm not very bright

 

That's why we're here to make your decisions FOR you.

 

lol, yes.... what on earth would I do if I didn't have you all to make my important decisions for me?

 

I shudder to think! Actually thinking's never a pleasant experience for me.

 

Yeah, it's usually something good to avoid.