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they shoulda taught their kids to stay away from strange vans in the middle of a campground.

 

Maybe they did. Ever hang out with mormons? Each one is like a bottle rocket of sexual frustration.

 

well, they're DEFINITELY going to be checking out strange van windows all the time, then. i did look fantastic.

 

Did you slow down when you saw them watching?

Or did you rotate to give them a better view?

 

i was sound asleep, satiated and totally nude.

 

Wow, so they probably stared at you and touched themselves for hours while you slept.

Was the side of your van all sticky?

 

i'm not sure. but i had to pee really bad and the dads weren't in any hurry to leave or turn around. i went around the van, still somewhat in sight, and did it anyway. pervs.

 

How did you wash your hands afterwards?

 

water bottle. duh.

 

What about soap?

Without soap, you're just making the germs wet.

 

well hell, boosh, i don't pee on my hands!

 

You should. It's very satisfying.

 

ew.

 

I don't know why you say "ew"

I love peeing on your hands.

 

well that's different.

 

Peeing on people's hands is the new anal

 

what's next?

 

We'll decide at the next annual sexual deviants retreat.

 

i don't want the video this time, okay?