Boys Dont Ever Talk To Me At University

Go on....

 

What you wanna know?? we were working the same schedule so she asked me if i wanted to go to lunch. Shes really funny n hot. i try not to stare but i probably do. idk what else to say

 

....not even the tip?

Welcome to the friendzone.

 

hehe not at work. she wants me to go to co workers party with her this weekened. but i said no thanks

 

....and why did you do that?

 

Cuz i'm the big man on campus. Theres this one huge black guy who works at the same store and what if he is there too and she starts sucking his dick and i walk in and see that? i just cant handle it!

 

Well if you're not there, she's totally sucking his dick, and then you totally can't handle it.

The only solution is to get your dick there first.

 

This other girl will be there though too who we used to work with who was obsessed with me and she gets so jealous. Shes so dramatic. If a girl was ever talking to me she would always walk up and like put her arm on me or start rubbing me. Id rather just sit in my room and watch tv

 

Oh no, jealous bitches fighting over your body, better just stay home and watch TV.

 

Thats pretty much all ive done the past year or two been kinda depressed and stuff. Hardly even go to the gym anymore. Im trying to make some changes but its hard when these habits r so engraned in you.

 

No argument here - but at least you got asked, go for it...

 

Maybe. I'm sure shell bring it up again. before this weekend or next week or whenever the fuck it is.

 

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Take a number.

 

I tried going back to college for a semester. Dude, those kids are just that- fucking high schoolers that still ain't grown the fuck up OR got their mommies U-cord cut yet. Like shit dude. No more sucky sucky on your baba- You're in fucking college now, time to grow the fuck up. Damned kids get their tuition books and fees fucking handed to them by their mommy & daddy or their school. Old fucks like me have to borrow that shit and work our asses off to pay it back.

 

I am bored of male friends, I want a female one.