Billy no mates.

*picks fluff out of navel*

ooh, blue.

 

*looks at ceiling* oooh, didnt notice that spot there before. how interesting.

 

how YOU doin?

 

you come here often?

 

huh, typical, he comes over but now hes so drunk he;s passed out on the floor. thats frida nights for you, i guess its myself in the taxi home then

 

Haha.. you know me so well!

 

another pint dear?

 

You're just trying to get me drunk so you can have your wicked way with me ... I know what you women are like ... (yes please)

 

damn you guessed i had you down for having another 8 pints before you realised, well either that or collapsed into a drunken heap

 

Ah, choices, choices!

 

hmm.... bed... or.... ditch?

 

It's a toughy

 

i didnt want to know those details just yet, we're still in the taxi queue

 

Ah, Brother Showmet, have you forgotten the vows of chastity and sobriety you have taken as part of your life of monastic study. And frugality, ( a taxi, tsk,tsk!). I do commend you, however, for your zeal in ensuring this young lady gets home and is safely tucked up in bed, metaphorically speaking.


Now of you you go, and play with each other nicely....

(Shuffles off muttering, hopes Jon will still respect him in the morning, especially after the latest contribution to the Last Picture Show!)

 

When I read this thread.. all I wanna say is.. OH MATTHEW!!.. He's everywhere...

Ellie no mates is going back to bed now!!

 

this, is no bad thing.

 

I'm still wondering how I managed to wake up with Moominpappa bearing down on me ... all I can say is you were an awful lot cuter through my beer goggles last night!

 

God,.... was I tight!


(Sets Jon up to deliver the old punchline!!!!)