Best Way to commit suicide

"More men commit suicide than women, but women attept it more SO MEN ARE BETTER AT IT" -George Carlin

 

dunno if i would ever kill myself lol but if i did i would probably take a mountain of drugs and either throw myself off a building or blow my brains out with a shotgun

 

i'd like to go in a way that id be remembered by while stickin it to somethin i was really against. onli if i knew it would definitely make a difference....

 

i would get on national news and yell at the top of my lungs , "dont worry nothing matters" then killmyself

 

i'm with cooloner

public hunger strike until death and then at the last minute taking a capitalist villain with you

that dudes brilliant

 

there was a reporter in florida who killed herself on t.v. her last words were "And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first--an attempted suicide." read it here at
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/6537/real-g.htm

 

id kill someone i hate, like president bush or the guys from Hedley, then just shoot myself

 

http://mouchette.org/suicide/answers.php3


I'd OD on fantales.

 

my friend and i were talking about this a while ago and we came up with the perfect way to go.... take a bunch of acid, then bungy jump out of an airplane... Oh yes.. I'm pretty sure that would kill me.

 

^ that sounds good

 

I would take about 17 xanax bars and smoke some meth and run inside the police station with a machete and an AK-47 and start making bacon. Fuckin pigs. I would eventually get shot down.

 

drug overdose...
but id never kill myself. i <3 myself tooo much!

 

I'd go to a rap concert where all the famous rappers were set to be and have a nuke dropped on the location right after I started unloading on all the rappers with a fully automatic assault rifle. Probably either load up on a lot of heroin or meth before it. Probably meth so I could kepp killing those heartless apes with multiple wounds.

 

racial remark?

 

I understand how fantasising about forms of sucide has a certain morbid appeal, but I find it a little disturbing where we live in a culture where it's considered cool to mow people down with a machine gun in a mass-murder suicide...
So much bottled-up resentment and repressed anger...
What does killing a dozen people before you die acheive?

Not that I blame anyone in the current climate of fear and brainwashing for feeling frustrated, especially young people... but when it's mixed with glorification of violence through most forms of media, then I guess that's what happens...young people idealising violent suicide as a way to finally voice their opinion with guns and pain instead of things like art, science, reason, beauty etc... hrmm

 

Alright.....uhhhh.......did any of us say we are actually planning on doing any of this shit? No. It's just hypothetical bullshit to make uptight folks, such as yourself, bitch and moan about how fucked up society is.

 

I know it's just hypothetical, and that you wouldn't actually do these things.
It wasn't a personal attack on you, so you don't need to be angry.
(though you can if you want of course)

As for "bitching and moaning", well I won't apologise for preferring a slightly more peaceful or healthy society, this is a hippy forum after all.
Anyway, I don't feel uptight, popular culture is what seems uptight!

 

Alright, maybe I was a bit out of line, and I apologise. Society is fucked up, but it's not because a few people decide to express their preferred, albeit hypothetical, method of suicide. It's just for entertainment. I know you know that and you didn't mean to insult anyone. I guess I just reacted that way because it's 7:15am here and I haven't slept in about 36 hours. Once again, I apologise for my hostility.

 

Hey that's ok, if i'd have known it was 7:15am over there on top of 36 hours of being awake, I would have completely understood... Early mornings under those circumstances can make anyone think of suicide! Nice of you to be cool.

And you're right, people expressing their hypothetical method of suicide is not the cause of society's problems. I sometimes take things too seriously. That may actually qualify me as an uptight person after all...
But it's funny, I bet in a country like Japan, if the same question was asked, the hypothetical answers would be a lot different.

 

lol It's cool. Nah you're not uptight, you just don't like the idea of trivializing suicide. Which is understandable. I'll talk to you later. Peace and chicken grease