Best Way to commit suicide

or jumping with something rediculous (I know I never spell it right) in there instead of a parachute

 

Like orange pencils.

 

KCL IV push - you got just enough time to pitch the rig - shoot through an existing scrape or cut - cannot be detected after death so the insurance still pays off - Heart beats one more time and away you go

 

omg i would have the fucking everyone after me...of coruse i would have to do something idiotic like run through dc and shoot a senator or someone important, and then i'd be like jumping into a car and riding til i run out of gas which of course will be at an abandoned wharehouse cause thats how it always goes, then i'll have like a ton of ammunition and would be shooting like mad for days until i go to the top of th building naked and blow my brains out with a twelve gauge.

either that or i'd go really peacefully, like sitting out ont he capital steps starving to death in protest of cannibas laws. yeahhhh that would be tight. lol

 

i would wanna be shot too death or killed in a accident you know nothing to extreme here!

 

Leave the car running in an enclosed area, while listening to the Beatle's Abbey Road... but shit, I would only do it if it was understood between me and the zero point field that it was my last life on earth, (basically a consciousness that existed since the universe began in a field that connects all matter in a unifying sea of oneness, check out The Field by Lynn Mctaggart.) Because there is tons of research into past lives, I have had some memories and what not, and shit, I don't want to off myself unless I'm not coming back because I already had enough lives, or maybe my next one would be more tolerable.

Although I don't think most suicides come back as somebody starving in Africa, it depends on the individual. Maybe some go to another planet, with beings that are worse off then earthlings... who knows? The universe is so big, and there are mutiple universes, and 11 demensions... death isn't the end of pain even though many see it as that. It is just a transition.

 

Suicide has to classify as some type of religious experience. There are millions of different reasons that people kill themselves and none of them are good enough to justify what it does to a family of someone who takes their own life. Depending upon the method you chose, it is horrible for your loved ones to experience this, but they have no choice because you did not let them help you and your problems were too much for you to go to sleep and wake up in the morning with. If things are that bad, crawl up into a hole and see how long you can stay there, see how long it will take before anybody notices you are missing and you will find out who really loves you... if anybody does they will come looking for you.
If somebody comes looking for you it is not fair to kill yourself because you are taking something away from them that they obviously love, and you know they are going to be lost without you.

really, don't kill yourself, and if you think you are eventually going to.. see how much shit you can tear up and get away with before you punk out and take the plunge.

if you've made up your mind, the best way to kill yourself is to get as many of your friends and family together and take a ride to the north, or south rim of the grand canyon. write all of them a note and do your best to explain to them that you feel like this is necessary. let them know how special they are and that they are going to be fine when you become invisible to them. tellem that your not going to be dead but you are going to enter another realm of life, in the weeks leading up to the event read the bible a lot and in your farewell note.. tell everybody that from what you understand, God has convinced you that if your faith is strong enough that you are going to be able to fly, either before or after you hit the Colorado river at 200+ mph..
spend a few hours touring the Grand Canyon and pick out a spot you really like and ease out to the edge, take a few deep breaths and soak in the atmosphere while you are looking at how much beauty there is in this life,
this is where you will discover what you are really made of..
if you've got the heart or the pain to dive out there and see how far you can fly,
do it to it.

that's the only way in hell I would ever consider doing some shit like that to my family,
if you shoot yourself you only have a 50% chance of dying, and you have a 50% chance of somebody that loves you, finding your nasty dead bloody headed ass lying there with a big fucking hole in your head. I've seen it a few times, and it's not fair to the other people who have to do something with your body, especially somebody that loves you. They will NEVER understand, so your not just killing yourself, your taking away a big part of other people's life too.

but if your so sick that you've got to check outta class, you should see how far you can fly first... . . better yet get with me and I'll show tell you what your problems are going to be like if you quit this cake walk.

it's not like you can go *poof* .... and your done.

start saving your boogers for a special occasion, and suck on handfull of those untill they turn back into snot, but don't swallow em', spit that loogie on the wall so they can get hard and dry out for another special occasion. It's like making recycleable candy, and you will probably need a spatula.
They make great croutons too!

 

That is some funny shit. I think I would kill the number one person I hated the most, unless I could take out like a top ten list. Or I'd take a .50 caliber Desert Eagle and go to the top of a big ass building. I'd jump off and one second before impact blow my brains out.

And by the way, it is nearly impossible to dual weild Desert Eagles because of recoil. Now if you had a .357 barrell in it maybe, but doubtful because of size. Now if you wanted to dual weild .45s that might be possible if ur used to being around guns. My 2 cents.

 

thats so morbid
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well yea maddox is FUNNY tho

 

I wouldn't do it publicly...it seems like I'm asking for attention or something...i'd just hang myself or something....

 

you would die in protest of laws scheduling sumthing u dont even use?

 

Go to jail and piss off the biggest, baddest motherfucker around. Just make sure you piss him off enough.

 

id crusify myself on top of mt everest. or id run head first into a wall as hard as i could

 

Having spent a little time (a minute is too much) in jail i would have to say that you would end up with a bad beating - pouple usually only get shanked for business reasons or in a race war.

 

Above there is wisdom

 

shotgun , like swicthing your self off

 

Have taken care of two people who lived through shotguns fired into their mouths one aimed up and took out his eyes, nose, and frontal sinuses one flinched away and took off the left jaw and side of the face. If you are going to go the scattergun route, you should aim straight back. What you are going for is to blow out the brainstem. This stops your heart and breathing and we think that the shock knocks out the forebrain. However, no one has come back to report, so it may very well hurt for up to a minute or two. That is how long it takes the brainwaves to stop once the heart stops. There is no foolproof, painless way to check out. I myself would use the KCL (see above) but I know it is going to hurt. Because you are essentially giving yourself a heart attack, however it will not be noticed on autopsy so no family guilt or insurance problems

 

hmm, i wouldn't kill myself in the first place...life is to good to end

 

There is a place in the Artic, i saw in a picture once.

It is cold, alone and quiet, a lifetime from what
the world has become.

I would go there, and sit an take in the majesty
of the Great Mothers beauty, and vastness, and
wait for nature to take me home.

 

I'd go skydiving on lsd and head dive into the ground. Instant death, and you die having some fun.